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jaandlu



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Lloydface, It's okay to feel like you got kicked in the gut cause those kind of things are always a little emotional. But get passed it because you have better options ahead of yourself. Well, at least keep telling yourself that and it will make it seem like it is better. Things are never as bad as they seem. But keep in mind that things are never as good as they seem. I guess what I am saying is that one in the hand is better than two in the bush. Ummmm... wait, that can't be right. Reverse that. What I am saying is, it's better to love the one you're with twice than be whacking off to someone you left behind a while ago. At any rate, I'm not hugging you while you're in this state. Who knows how you might react? Joe might though.
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mllefifi



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"Always look on the bright side of life..."
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Goudron



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mllefifi wrote:
"Always look on the bright side of life..."


*whistles*
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Goudron wrote:
mllefifi wrote:
"Always look on the bright side of life..."


*whistles*



"...cuz lifes a piece of shit, when you look at it..."

hey, what, just jumpin' on the band wagon.... Very Happy
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Lloydface



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In an amazing way, you guys have made me smile and cop on and now i am smiley as hell. I went out with some friends, and i got the "pile some lumber you pussy" treatment and i was fantastic, i copped it that i had a kick ass new girlfriend and that this old stuff shouldnt really bother me! The power of perspective eh?
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Katy O



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Lloydface wrote:
In an amazing way, you guys have made me smile and cop on and now i am smiley as hell. I went out with some friends, and i got the "pile some lumber you pussy" treatment and i was fantastic, i copped it that i had a kick ass new girlfriend and that this old stuff shouldnt really bother me! The power of perspective eh?


Nay, Grasshopper, it is the power of the lumber.

*sounds gong and looks mystical*
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JustAGirl



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We should have motivational bracelets made up that say, "Pile that fucking lumber, ya pussy" on them. Or P.T.F.L, Y.P. for short. Kinda like Lance Armstrong's yellow "Live Strong" bracelets.

That would be pretty cool.
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Jillopy



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^^ I'm sure Ginjg could make that happen over at the Fruitbat Boardello marketplace. Smile
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Amigo



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Katy O wrote:
Lloydface wrote:
In an amazing way, you guys have made me smile and cop on and now i am smiley as hell. I went out with some friends, and i got the "pile some lumber you pussy" treatment and i was fantastic, i copped it that i had a kick ass new girlfriend and that this old stuff shouldnt really bother me! The power of perspective eh?


Nay, Grasshopper, it is the power of the lumber.

*sounds gong and looks mystical*


Oh yeah! Having good "wood" can get you through almost anything. Smile

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mllefifi



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Amigo wrote:
Oh yeah! Having good "wood" can get you through almost anything. Smile

What is all this I hear about jacking one's lumber?

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bleu



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So you went out and got some....wood...with some of your...blokes...and...everything is...ok, now? Confused
I'm at a loss...Joe?

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JustAGirl



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I think he's talking about golf.
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mllefifi



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JustAGirl wrote:
I think he's talking about golf.

Yes, golf.

Balls.

Clubs.

okay...
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JustAGirl



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Woods, irons
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Ginjg



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Jillopy wrote:
^^ I'm sure Ginjg could make that happen over at the Fruitbat Boardello marketplace. Smile
sorry, bracelets aren't currently an option through cafepress shops. T-shirts, notebooks, etc. are a possibility though.
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