Hiyas.

I finished reading ADJ a few weeks ago, and the only thing that stopped me from reading it again 5 times over was silly old me lending it to my friend (Stupid, stupid, stupid...). Id just like to say hello and I look forward to reading more of some of Chris's mighty fine work. Or looking up plot summaries and pretending I have. Whatever.

That's the preliminaries over, I'll just go recite all the sexual experiences I ever had in a coffin, or whatever strange initiation ceremony you guys probably have.
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"It's times like these that make me I wish I'd listened to my mother when I was little."
"Oh yeah? What did she say?"
"Don't know, never listened."
- Douglas Adams

Welcome from the colonies.

Send a PM to "FFPF" (Jeff). He's also from the homeland, and will be more than glad to set you on the righteous path of being an acceptable member of the boardello.

Welcome!

I saw Joe was back earlier, maybe he'll be doing your strip search-
you have read the rules, right?

Heh-heh, reciting sexual experiences are just for fun around here but we're always up for more-
regarding your AV, I'm fucking as much as possible:
serious, silly, bed, graveyard, bathroom, any way at all!

Have some cocoa, it'll warm you-
now, where's the pie?

howdy howdy now lets get rowdy!
seriously bring the pie! they shave your eyebrows if you don't! notice how some of the emoticons don't have eyebrows? those are the ones that didn't bring the pie.
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"protestant heaven is in the basement of catholic heaven."
my dad

"there's just one more thing.... it's been emotional." lock stock and 2 smoking barrels

Apple and cranberry cool for you guys?

And I have read the rules and I will obey, especially number 11.
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"It's times like these that make me I wish I'd listened to my mother when I was little."
"Oh yeah? What did she say?"
"Don't know, never listened."
- Douglas Adams

Welcome! We are chuffed that you're here!
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Mark it 8, Dude.

Hi & Welcome!

Prepare for the ACCSS.
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Welcome, Elbowhead. Apple-cranberry sounds great!
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I honestly never thought I would live this long. Now I don't know what to do with myself.

Welcome. Don't let these foreigners scare you, they're usually safe.
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Twitter: jefftunes

Apple and Cranberry?
Bang on!
Welcome elbowhead!
Looks like all the preliminaries have been handled.
*Pulls up chair, puts feet up, awaits ACCSS*
Where'd Gaber hide the Guiness?
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

fortune cookie wrote:

Apple and Cranberry? Bang on! Welcome elbowhead! Looks like all the preliminaries have been handled. *Pulls up chair, puts feet up, awaits ACCSS* Where'd Gaber hide the Guiness?

I've been drinking Guinness for three days straight...which is basically my way of saying "can I please have some more Guinness?"

Welcome elbowhead, from a fellow disliker of all things french (except their variety of snoggin'), and that includes my ex.

As the token Canadian, I must ask you to refrain from comments about the "colonies," unless for some reason you think you would enjoy being flogged to death with a super-absorbent stringette.

Now, I'll be over here with FC, enjoying a Guinness and watching the show.
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"Smacking yourself with a thawed meat-hammer never has a desired effect." - Jinxted

"Life's too short to get wrapped around the axle about the little things." - SK

-The First Law of Geography: Everything is Connected to Everything Else.

Oh jeezus I forgot my lube.

Could I borrow someones? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE!
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"It's times like these that make me I wish I'd listened to my mother when I was little."
"Oh yeah? What did she say?"
"Don't know, never listened."
- Douglas Adams

Hello to another Brit. *waves*
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One day I'm going to be famous for inventing a machine that enables you to poke people in the eye over the internet.

Come on, fellow Brits, let's take over this joint! Hurrah!
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Twitter: jefftunes

Too. Many. Brits.

Let me direct you over to the Fforde Fforum where you may feel more comfortable.
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?