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IdiotCroissant wrote:
Thank you for the welcome Gaberloonzie. I await naked and therefore would prefer the warming gel. Cinnamon flavored.


A warm cinnamon tart? Shocked
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fortune cookie wrote:
IdiotCroissant wrote:

Thank you for the welcome Gaberloonzie. I await naked and therefore would prefer the warming gel. Cinnamon flavored.


A warm cinnamon tart? Shocked


Maybe a Red Hot? Wink

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Cinnamon warming gel. Raspberry pie, no tarts.
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Definately a red hot.
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No red hots, how about a hot tamale?
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Wait... Why was my strip search conducted by men?

It's a good thing they don't know how to touch a lady, else ways, they would've found my narcotics.

I kid, I kid... I came like twice.
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TheVeryMerryHempster wrote:
Wait... Why was my strip search conducted by men?

It's a good thing they don't know how to touch a lady, else ways, they would've found my narcotics.

I kid, I kid... I came like twice.


Answers to your questions in no particular order.

Pfft, cause were pervs. Rolling Eyes

Your narcotics, that's behind your uvula, right?

A woman coming, I saw that once on "When Harry met Sally".
So, you're having what she had?
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I have a question before my strip search begins...

Hey, its spring break and I was going to hold off on my last two CM books until summer, but I'm almost finished with Sex LIves of Cannibals. Should I read Fluke or Coyote Blue next?
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IdiotCroissant wrote:
I have a question before my strip search begins...

Hey, its spring break and I was going to hold off on my last two CM books until summer, but I'm almost finished with Sex LIves of Cannibals. Should I read Fluke or Coyote Blue next?


I'd say Fluke's more of a summer read. Go with old man Caiyote for spring break.
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Seph, pretty much nailed it.
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Coyote Blue it is! Thank you for the advice.
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fortune cookie wrote:
TheVeryMerryHempster wrote:
Wait... Why was my strip search conducted by men?

It's a good thing they don't know how to touch a lady, else ways, they would've found my narcotics.

I kid, I kid... I came like twice.


Answers to your questions in no particular order.

Pfft, cause were pervs. Rolling Eyes

Your narcotics, that's behind your uvula, right?

A woman coming, I saw that once on "When Harry met Sally".
So, you're having what she had?


I had seconds of what she had. And there's more than just what's behind my uvula. If we were playing Boggle, I'm sure we'd hit another locale on my female anatomy.

And I agree that Coyote Blue is a good spring break read.



BUT of course this is up to your school/university. My school had our spring break from Feb. 23rd to Feb 29th. Fucking rip off.

Then for Easter break, we got Thursday, Friday, Monday and Tuesday off. Tell you what, MSM... it'd be more sensible to NOT have a SPRING break in the last throws of WINTER. It would be NORMAL if you just gave us a full week for Easter with a few extra days added in to work off the chocolate.

Catholic assholes.

Speaking of which... did any of you see my school, Mount Saint Mary's, get slaughtered by North Carolina in the NCAA? Hahaha... so cruel.

By the way... welcome, Idiot Croissant. I like croissants of the buttery persuasion. Are you buttery?
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Ty for the welcome Hempster. I suppose I am buttery and to answer your next question, I am flaky as well.
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VMH, with a name like "Mount Saint Mary" what did they expect?
I'm sure it was shagariffic. Laughing
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