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Wankadork



Joined: 31 Mar 2008
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Location: N'Hampsha!
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Joelibris wrote:
"OK, we have a request from Deb in Montana, who says 'Punch him in the butt!'"


So that's what anal sex is? Huh, I've been doing it all wrong...
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Wankadork



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Joelibris wrote:
Not til our third date, dear.


Well if you think I'm showing up with whipped cream on me for all three you're crazy...

Chocolate sauce on the second one!
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Post Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:12 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger
walk



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UPPER CUT TO THE TAINT!!!!!!!!!



Embarassed that was a little to eager wasn't it?
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Wankadork



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walk wrote:
UPPER CUT TO THE TAINT!!!!!!!!!



Embarassed that was a little to eager wasn't it?


do I have jumper cables attached to my nads? Then sure!
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Post Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:21 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger
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Oh would that one of you turned out to be Sally Kern's son, currently living a celibate life in a metaphysical commune and just looking for a reason to come flying out of her closet.

That would be too much to hope for, wouldn't it.
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Post Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:44 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
fortune cookie



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Maybe at the moment, yes.
But ya know, we can put in a request. Wink
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lisa



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It's hot. I hate it. I need to take off my shirt. Ah. Where is some water to douse myself.
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girlEgirl



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Sephonae wrote:
Hiya Wank!

***Snickers***

Sorry, I can't even think your moniker with a straight face...

Wankadork...sounds like a charitable organization in the making...

"Every 20 seconds a dork needs wanking, folks at home, every 20 seconds. But some dorks, like little Jimmie here, won't get their thrice-a-minute wanking, not without your help. So won't you please WankADork? Today? For little Jimmie? PLEASE???"


Exclamation Laughing your my hero, seph Laughing Exclamation
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zendao42



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lisa wrote:

It's hot. I hate it. I need to take off my shirt. Ah. Where is some water to douse myself.


Somebody get the hose for Lisa... Wink

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Joelibris



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zendao42 wrote:
lisa wrote:

It's hot. I hate it. I need to take off my shirt. Ah. Where is some water to douse myself.


Somebody get the hose for Lisa... Wink



I hear Lisa won the wet sari contest at the pub last night...
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walk



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ahh the 1st wet sexiness contest of spring. much better than some bird.
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Magenta



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Welcome to the new wanker! Laughing

Btw, I joined in February and I'm still naked, except for a few strategically placed kitties...
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Wankadork



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lisa wrote:
It's hot. I hate it. I need to take off my shirt. Ah. Where is some water to douse myself.


That's hot! I'm carrying a mist bottle for now on
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Wankadork



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Magenta wrote:
Welcome to the new wanker! Laughing

Btw, I joined in February and I'm still naked, except for a few strategically placed kitties...


eh...my brain is confused as to whether or not this should be stored in the HOT or NOT files...

Is it a shaved kitty?
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Wankadork



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deb wrote:
Oh would that one of you turned out to be Sally Kern's son, currently living a celibate life in a metaphysical commune and just looking for a reason to come flying out of her closet.

That would be too much to hope for, wouldn't it.


Sorry. My mom is a super huge hippie that works at Warren Wilson college. They just get baked in their closets. I drill locks on the doors to freak them out when they come to.
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