Charlie's Soul Object

I'm thinking the cane/sword.
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Sure, that works.

i figured it was sophie. she's the luminatus because of him... or so i estimate.

btw, this is, by far, my favorite book right now.

thanks for writing such brilliant hilarity.

(o, and i wandered the base of the transamerica looking for the bummer plaque to no avail. did i walk right past it?)
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Probably one of his expensive suits...One his sister has yet to steal......
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Audrey transferred his soul into a squirrel person so I got the impression that Charlie never got a soul object.

or was the question what we thought his object would have been if he actually had one?
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Wonko wrote:

Audrey transferred his soul into a squirrel person so I got the impression that Charlie never got a soul object. or was the question what we thought his object would have been if he actually had one?

Maybe it's in the penis?

i always assumed it was the cane. i hope they find him a nice body...he cant be a squirrel person forever...
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spacey4 wrote:

i always assumed it was the cane. i hope they find him a nice body...he cant be a squirrel person forever...

I agree. I've been hoping for a sequel. I mean, come on, you can't just leave him like that!
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JustAGirl wrote:

I agree. I've been hoping for a sequel. I mean, come on, you can't just leave him like that!

Yeah you can.
He's got ten inches of happiness now... But my question is, does she have "relations" with Charlie's squirrel person body?

food for thought....

lol i dont think so...


akward...
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you are a sad, strange little man, And you have my pity -Buzz Lightyear

Why would she give him all that just for show?

Gotta be a happy ending for somebody...

heinousfuckery wrote:

JustAGirl wrote: I agree. I've been hoping for a sequel. I mean, come on, you can't just leave him like that! Yeah you can. He's got ten inches of happiness now... But my question is, does she have "relations" with Charlie's squirrel person body?

How does a giant lizard get off by getting it on with a weed whacker? Don't ask, just laugh.
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ADJ

Hi guys, just finished ADJ, my first CM novel, and also my first post. ( I didn't take the time to customize my profile or add an avitard, but you'll get over it.)

I have two serious questions and one answer (at least IMO.)

1) Instead of imparting Charlie into a squirrel person, couldn't Audrey simply have just given him the wave like she did with the two old ladies? At least until something else happenned?

2) Charlie's lizard penis. I have no problem with it, but where the hell did it come from? Is it a turkey neck, or a horse penis from the market? A human penis? Audrey got that piece of meat from somewhere. And I don't even care if she's using it.

A) To answer the question about why Charlie thought he was the Luminatus, and everyone here knew when they picked up the book and looked at the cover that he was not... Sometimes it's not a question of what, but when and how. We all knew Charlie would have to figure it out, I was tense trying to figure out when and how. "Come on Charlie! Don't be such an idiot!" That was pretty much my feeling through most of the book, and it affirms his place as a Beta in my mind.

One more thing. My wife noticed this. Fucking book glows in the dark! Outstanding.

Hey R1tRebel. I think Charlie thought he was the Luminatus because of his Beta Male imagination. I knew for definite it was Sophie when she said "kitty" but Charlie seems to have thought her weirdness was his fault, because everything is his fault.

Half the fun was watching him running around thinking he was the Big D when you knew it was his daughter

It is a CD

Since Minty Fresh was the one who could see Charlies Soul object it was a cd or some sort of record since that was the type of soul object he could see. Charlie is the one who can see multiple objects cause he is a second hand store owner. There was the other guy who had old books, and Minty did the Music discs. So I don't think it was his cane, plus he brought his cane with him to face off the Morrigan so Minty would of been drawn to follow the sword cane. I think his soul vessel was some sort of sappy beta male type cd that had songs that reminded him of his wife on it.