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heinousfuckery



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Needs his own novel... I want to know more about the huge cat, Chet, and how his new kitty vampire powers play out.

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Dood. William is dead. Just sayin'.

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chris wrote:
Dood. William is dead. Just sayin'.

Oh, Chris, now, that's just a technicality.

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heinousfuckery



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Well what of Chet then? How does he play out his immortality? Did Chet drink William until he was dust? I need details.

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Could this be chet? Or his offspring??! Son of Chet

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/25937507&GT1=43001
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Sparky~ wrote:
Could this be chet? Or his offspring??! Son of Chet

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/25937507&GT1=43001



Tom Waits... sweet.


That cat makes my Roscoe (20-ish pounds) look positively svelte.


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I'm still holding out for Bummer vs. Chet as the first AG children's story. I hereby relinquish all rights to this idea, yadda, yadda, yadda.

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heinousfuckery wrote:
Needs his own novel... I want to know more about the huge cat, Chet, and how his new kitty vampire powers play out.

I'm really waiting for a spin-off about Chet.
Okay, well, actually I'm waiting for a book to be titled "Mostly-Shaved Vampire Pussy," so all my hopes are being pinned on Chet.
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JustAGirl wrote:

Tom Waits... sweet.


That cat makes my Roscoe (20-ish pounds) look positively svelte.



Tom Waits is one of my heroes... I'm definitely drawn to the freaky genius types ;-)

Roscoe is one big boy... love the picture = HA!
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Watching The Wheels wrote:
heinousfuckery wrote:
Needs his own novel... I want to know more about the huge cat, Chet, and how his new kitty vampire powers play out.

I'm really waiting for a spin-off about Chet.
Okay, well, actually I'm waiting for a book to be titled "Mostly-Shaved Vampire Pussy," so all my hopes are being pinned on Chet.


Waxed is better. No stubble.
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Sephonae wrote:
Watching The Wheels wrote:
heinousfuckery wrote:

Needs his own novel... I want to know more about the huge cat, Chet, and how his new kitty vampire powers play out.


I'm really waiting for a spin-off about Chet.
Okay, well, actually I'm waiting for a book to be titled "Mostly-Shaved Vampire Pussy," so all my hopes are being pinned on Chet.


Waxed is better. No stubble.


But there's bruising, which is way worse than stubble from where I'm sitting... Razz

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Sephonae wrote:
Watching The Wheels wrote:
heinousfuckery wrote:
Needs his own novel... I want to know more about the huge cat, Chet, and how his new kitty vampire powers play out.

I'm really waiting for a spin-off about Chet.
Okay, well, actually I'm waiting for a book to be titled "Mostly-Shaved Vampire Pussy," so all my hopes are being pinned on Chet.


Waxed is better. No stubble.

Smoother IS nicer Very Happy, but I don't know if Tommy or Jody got the memo... I think they went straight for the Mach 3s to de-fur Chet.
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