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zendao42



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WTW's campaign promises  Reply with quote  

I want a constitutional amendment that allows me to mind my own business... Wink

Hey, you wanna run as my VP?

C'mon, it'll be fun getting vetted... Twisted Evil

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Lavandula Girl



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WtW - I thought I was all sewn up as an Obama/Biden vote, but you have such a fabulous program not only for the war on terror, but also for the bears out there who may not really want to go to college, but want some sort of career path.

Of course, it will all depend on your running mate, and his/her breeding habits. Now, if they have recently produced this, I'm sure you have my vote in the bag.



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Watching The Wheels



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Re: WTW's campaign promises  Reply with quote  

I'm having trouble picking a running mate. I was thinking I needed someone with more VP experience than Palin. But that only left me with someone who has run a town of more than 9,000 people... or someone who has *won* a state beauty pageant.

But that bear is pretty adorable. He's on the ticket.

I'm nothing if not loyal to my supporters. Would you care for the cabinet position of "Secretary of Bears"?


zendao42 wrote:
I want a constitutional amendment that allows me to mind my own business... Wink

Hey, you wanna run as my VP?

C'mon, it'll be fun getting vetted... Twisted Evil

Only if you'll pass a bill that allows the VP to 'gerrymander the private districts' of whomever they want. Twisted Evil
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zendao42



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Sure, why not?

You can even Sallymander them if you wanna... Twisted Evil

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