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The Children of the Corn, In my Backyard

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SkyVenom



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The Children of the Corn, In my Backyard  Reply with quote  

One morning...
"Are those??...Children?" Said the skinny girl with a pink wig.
"Mhum, they have corn." Said Bubba, who is holding a small igwana.
"Oh" The skinny girl itched her pig wig. "Should we say hello?"

Then the children of the corn began to scream and run around in circles.

"Hey! Kids with the CORN! Stop that! Your killing the lilys!!" Shouted Bubba as she ran toward the Corny Kids.

Then children of the corn ripped the igwana out of Bubba's hands and began to feed it corn.

"STOP!STOP! GOGO CANT HAVE CORN!!!"

Then one of the children of the corn bit GoGo's head of and spit it in Bubba's face.
The rest of the Corny Kids began to hit Bubba with their corn. corn on the cob, to be exact.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO BUBBA? IS THE PINK WIGGED SKINNY GIRL PART OF THE CHILDREN?
TO BE CONTINUED...
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