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So, I'm at the truck stop...
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Amigo



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fortune cookie wrote:
I bet Amigo sent them. Idea

Joe White and The Seven Dwarves.


Yeah, well...I do the best I can for my good friend, Joe, but unfortunately the Chippendale boys were already booked for the holidays.

Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho...it's off to Joe we go. Smile

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You know, oddly enough, the Snow White reference totally escaped me. As for the truckstop, it's the closest place to home to get gas. And they were mixed sexes.
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midget hermaphrodites!? wow. that's one wacky sighting.
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JustAGirl wrote:
I think they prefer to be called a "herd." Yeah, I think that's right... it's a herd of midgets, and a pack of dwarfs.


A MOB of midgets... Laughing
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JustAGirl



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*snicker*

An angry midget mob... doesn't that just strike fear into your heart. I mean, would you go outside if there was an angry midget mob out there. It would be great if the AG could work an angry midget mob into his next book.
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Joelibris



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JustAGirl wrote:
*snicker*
It would be great if the AG could work an angry midget mob into his next book.


Angry VAMPIRE midget mob.
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Like Jody and Tommy turn a midget and he in turn, turns his buddies...and then they are all unhappy about it and hunt down Jody and Tommy......

ummm..nevermind...




I got nothin'....
*Looks around* am I in the wrong thread?

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JustAGirl



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I think you're on to something, Bleu.


The angry vampire midget community is something that deserves to be explored. They're totally flying under the radar of the vampire community.


Okay well, how about one angry vampire midget in the next book? Can we get one!
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" Hmmm unlike the other murders, there are no bite makrs on the neck.
They are all confined to the area below the belt. What can this mean?"

" I dunno, but I'd be real careful next time I let someone go down on me."
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fortune cookie wrote:
[...] "I dunno, but I'd be real careful next time I let someone go down on me."

Or, "go up on me," as it were. Rolling Eyes
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mllefifi wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:

[...] "I dunno, but I'd be real careful next time I let someone go down on me."

Or, "go up on me," as it were. Rolling Eyes


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