I'm invoking the powers of rule #11. I'm a Canadian (I do not have an I am Canadian wife-beater though). I'm fully clothed (well, duh. Otherwise my ass would get stuck to my igloo) I date Canadians. I resent your anti-Canadaity. I have a chair. And Buffy sucks. Plus this post isn't funny. I didn't pre-email it to a barista. Though I do know a good barista.
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"Um...is that PMS on your face?"
"Whatever. Don't be jealous."

- Bryce

There's canadian and then there's canadian. The kind we're talking about has nothing to do with being a citizen of Canada.
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To Learn is to Know
To Know is to Love
To Love is our aim

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Why should we bother with immortality when we are eternal?

lol. yeah, i suppose that's true. but then again, you may be getting canadian confused with Saskatchewanites. more specific. makes a big difference.
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"Um...is that PMS on your face?"
"Whatever. Don't be jealous."

- Bryce

Well, those are some rules. Instead of posting naked, can I be covered with ice-cream sprinkles like one of the pictures on Hakia.com? It looks kinda cool. Oh, and sorry but "I am a Canadian". We're taking over eh? Stack of Moore books, not a problem. I may attempt to send pie in the near future - but beware of a disastrous scratte-like catastrophe if I try. You've been warned.
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full of sound and fury, signifying nothing

No, you may not post covered with ice-cream sprinkles instead of naked. Nudidity is required. Deal with it.
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kthxbai

Besides, it's a waste of sugar- put them on your ice cream & eat!

get thee to whos who, and get yourself introduced properly, *hint* you dont have to bake the pie yourself.
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clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.

I thought those sprinkles were called "jimmies"?...
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mllefifi wrote:

I thought those sprinkles were called "jimmies"?...

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But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

fortune cookie wrote:

mllefifi wrote: I thought those sprinkles were called "jimmies"?...

It was on The Simpsons! The episode where Marge becomes jealous of someone -- or something like that -- and tries to win the kids back with the line "I've got jimmies!"

I'm not making this up, you know.

'Course, there are no jimmies or sprinkles at my house. I eat them only on the soft-serve ice-cream at the all-you-can-barf Chinese restaurant.
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"If you allow yourself to be offended, then you're a bit of [a] nitwit."
(Christopher Moore)

mllefifi wrote:

fortune cookie wrote: mllefifi wrote: I thought those sprinkles were called "jimmies"?... It was on The Simpsons! The episode where Marge becomes jealous of someone -- or something like that -- and tries to win the kids back with the line "I've got jimmies!" I'm not making this up, you know. 'Course, there are no jimmies or sprinkles at my house. I eat them only on the soft-serve ice-cream at the all-you-can-barf Chinese restaurant.

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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

Sara Leigh wrote:

No, you may not post covered with ice-cream sprinkles instead of naked. Nudidity is required. Deal with it.

I believe you are only allowed to cover yourself with a cat.
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Jillopy wrote:

Sara Leigh wrote: No, you may not post covered with ice-cream sprinkles instead of naked. Nudidity is required. Deal with it. I believe you are only allowed to cover yourself with a cat.

and only during very cold periods...
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

I didn't see anything about a secret handshake. I'd like to offer up the He-Man Woman Haters Club "Hi Sign". I don't think it's copyrighted any longer and I think it would be a fitting method of greeting one another.