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Lib



Joined: 16 Apr 2004
Posts: 3423
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I didn't know if I should post here or under the rules...
I noticed we have a new member, I don't want to name any names, but she walks on all four, growls and I just bet she twitches her tail. She might be well traveled, but really...she's an animal. We have to set some standards.

What's that noice??? Hello??? Sounds like...OH NOOOOOO....help me...gasp
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Post Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:21 pm   View user's profile Send private message
sgt_steve



Joined: 18 Jan 2005
Posts: 5197
Location: Michissippi
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Maybe she's the one who was threatening No Hands.

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Sara Leigh



Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 7385
Location: Virginia
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I wasn't going to say anything, hoping it was all a bad dream and I'd wake up any minute. CU and Kitty seem to have some issues to work out and they've decided this is the place. Welcome to their nightmare.

Lib, are you still there?

Post Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:44 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger
Ailurophobia Anonymous
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SL, Lib contacted us from her hospital bed
and related to us the problem with Kitty.
It took a while for us to get the info,
as she had trouble talking with her
jaw wired shut.
We suggest the following:

Post Wed Mar 02, 2005 8:14 pm   
Ginjg



Joined: 04 Sep 2004
Posts: 6617
Location: Los Angeles
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Kitty only plays rough with CU. It's their special kind of love-making.Twisted Evil interspecies and all, ya know.

If Kitty had wanted to harm Lob, welll… we all know Kitty's M.O.

It was only a matter of time. Kitty and CU finally have a real nemisis trying to set them up.

The Brits have sent Psycho Kitty in as retaliation for the Tower of London incident

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Post Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:04 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
Kitty



Joined: 01 Mar 2005
Posts: 100
Location: A bell tower off in the distance
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Sorry to hear about your jaw, Lib...

I would like to draw your attention to my 3rd quote... I think that says it all...

And to the British Cat who seems hell bent on sullying my good name... I got your number... oh, yes my friend, I have got your number...
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Fuck you!!! I've got an alabi... do you?

Post Thu Mar 10, 2005 3:53 pm   View user's profile Send private message
sgt_steve



Joined: 18 Jan 2005
Posts: 5197
Location: Michissippi
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Sooo, Kitty - would you happen to also be kittyoncrack over at QOW?

Post Fri Mar 11, 2005 6:11 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Lib



Joined: 16 Apr 2004
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This is what could happen to you. Think about it.
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