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Why is it that the guys who are high on your cute list don’t even know you are alive, while the creeps (the 80 year old postman and the former funeral home director ) have turned into horndogs.
I used to see various creeps go off and marry each other, which was fine because they could go off and be creepers together, removing them from the pool, but lately some of those individuals seem to be returning.
Time to get out of the pool?

Post Mon Mar 28, 2005 1:35 pm   
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Its time to move out of the shallow end of the gene pool. Try urinating in there before you head over to the hot tub where the cute towel guy is waiting with a daquri and a plate of Mint Milano™ cookies.
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Conversely to Pool Partys question, how come women come out of the woodworrk when you get married? Women who previously wouldn't give me the time of day (well, on a date) all said "Damn, another good one taken" when I got engaged. For some reason they don't consider you relationship material until you prove it by marrying somebody else.

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