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tirusthevirus



Joined: 27 Jul 2008
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I'm invoking the powers of rule #11. I'm a Canadian (I do not have an I am Canadian wife-beater though). I'm fully clothed (well, duh. Otherwise my ass would get stuck to my igloo) I date Canadians. I resent your anti-Canadaity. I have a chair. And Buffy sucks. Plus this post isn't funny. I didn't pre-email it to a barista. Though I do know a good barista.
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Post Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:13 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website AIM Address
Ginjg



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There's canadian and then there's canadian. The kind we're talking about has nothing to do with being a citizen of Canada.
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tirusthevirus



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lol. yeah, i suppose that's true. but then again, you may be getting canadian confused with Saskatchewanites. more specific. makes a big difference. Razz
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scratte



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Well, those are some rules. Instead of posting naked, can I be covered with ice-cream sprinkles like one of the pictures on Hakia.com? It looks kinda cool. Oh, and sorry but "I am a Canadian". We're taking over eh? Stack of Moore books, not a problem. I may attempt to send pie in the near future - but beware of a disastrous scratte-like catastrophe if I try. You've been warned.
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Sara Leigh



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No, you may not post covered with ice-cream sprinkles instead of naked. Nudidity is required. Deal with it.
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zendao42



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Besides, it's a waste of sugar- put them on your ice cream & eat!

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girlEgirl



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get thee to whos who, and get yourself introduced properly, *hint* you dont have to bake the pie yourself. Razz
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mllefifi



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I thought those sprinkles were called "jimmies"?... Confused
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fortune cookie



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mllefifi wrote:
I thought those sprinkles were called "jimmies"?... Confused


Shocked
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mllefifi



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fortune cookie wrote:
mllefifi wrote:
I thought those sprinkles were called "jimmies"?... Confused

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It was on The Simpsons! The episode where Marge becomes jealous of someone -- or something like that -- and tries to win the kids back with the line "I've got jimmies!"

I'm not making this up, you know. Wink

'Course, there are no jimmies or sprinkles at my house. I eat them only on the soft-serve ice-cream at the all-you-can-barf Chinese restaurant. Cool
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fortune cookie



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mllefifi wrote:
fortune cookie wrote:
mllefifi wrote:
I thought those sprinkles were called "jimmies"?... Confused

Shocked

It was on The Simpsons! The episode where Marge becomes jealous of someone -- or something like that -- and tries to win the kids back with the line "I've got jimmies!"

I'm not making this up, you know. Wink

'Course, there are no jimmies or sprinkles at my house. I eat them only on the soft-serve ice-cream at the all-you-can-barf Chinese restaurant. Cool


Shocked Shocked
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Post Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:49 am   View user's profile Send private message
Jillopy



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Sara Leigh wrote:
No, you may not post covered with ice-cream sprinkles instead of naked. Nudidity is required. Deal with it.


I believe you are only allowed to cover yourself with a cat.
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fortune cookie



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Jillopy wrote:
Sara Leigh wrote:
No, you may not post covered with ice-cream sprinkles instead of naked. Nudidity is required. Deal with it.


I believe you are only allowed to cover yourself with a cat.


and only during very cold periods...
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Post Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:41 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Stewies Mom



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I didn't see anything about a secret handshake. I'd like to offer up the He-Man Woman Haters Club "Hi Sign". I don't think it's copyrighted any longer and I think it would be a fitting method of greeting one another. Very Happy

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