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jsdonze



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...you may have inadvertently picked up the check for the entire bar.

http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Banking/FinancialPrivacy/pay-with-a-wave-of-your-hand.aspx?page=1


And what about people like me, who talk with their hands? This does not bode well. Wink
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One would assume that prostitutes would LOVE it.

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jsdonze



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^Along those lines... if accounts can be credited as well as debited, strippers would love this implant, too. Laughing
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Strippers do love their money-making implants... Wink

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mllefifi



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zendao42 wrote:
Strippers do love their money-making implants... Wink

That's why the implants become soul-objects. Cool
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MJ Felder



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Maybe this is why Jedi can do what they do?
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