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    INDIANAPOLIS Police said a gunman spent nearly 10 minutes on his knees praying with the clerk at an Indianapolis check cashing business before fleeing with her cell phone and $20 from the register. Security video from the Advance America branch clearly showed the man's face during Monday's stickup, and a 23-year-old man surrendered Tuesday on a preliminary charge of robbery.

    The robbery took an unusual turn after the gunman came around the counter as the clerk told police she began crying and then talked about God. The man said he had a 2-year-old child to support and asked for prayers about overcoming his hardships. Source

I'm not entirely sure I understood all the subtle nuances of the 10 Commandants, but I'm pretty sure God has a big issue with stealing. I think something along those lines made it down the mountain.
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Watching The Wheels wrote:

I'm not entirely sure I understood all the subtle nuances of the 10 Commandants, but I'm pretty sure God has a big issue with stealing. I think something along those lines made it down the mountain.


The 10 Commandants? Did you get all your Bible learnin' from Hogan's Heroes? Laughing
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Sounds like this freak thinks the second ammendment is a commandment... Razz

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Lavandula Girl wrote:
Watching The Wheels wrote:

I'm not entirely sure I understood all the subtle nuances of the 10 Commandants, but I'm pretty sure God has a big issue with stealing. I think something along those lines made it down the mountain.


The 10 Commandants? Did you get all your Bible learnin' from Hogan's Heroes? Laughing


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Lavandula Girl wrote:
Watching The Wheels wrote:

I'm not entirely sure I understood all the subtle nuances of the 10 Commandants, but I'm pretty sure God has a big issue with stealing. I think something along those lines made it down the mountain.


The 10 Commandants? Did you get all your Bible learnin' from Hogan's Heroes? Laughing

Laughing

But seriously. Yes.
Yes I did. Old Testament only, though.
"Thou shalt have no other other gods before me, but if you find one, just loudly say "I SEE NOTHING! NOTHING!" so I can hear you."

For the New Testament, I look to the gospel of "Three's Company."
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