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UCLA STUDY (very interesting and short)

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UCLA STUDY (very interesting and short)  Reply with quote  

A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject. Wink
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Quite so.
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That has been my experience as well. Laughing
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True...true.
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I did comprehensive research from 1987 to 2000 and found that most women were highly attractive naked.
My own research, the effing government would not come off any grant money
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So what happened in 2001?
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Sean wrote:
So what happened in 2001?


She fell for it and said Yes Surprised
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Jinxted wrote:
Sean wrote:
So what happened in 2001?


She fell for it and said Yes Surprised


Actually for 5-7 days a month she is very lovey,
I hide the spears, matches and ANY baseball bats within the zip code
for the other 21 days
and it was late in 2000 aug 3rd to be exact....i loves me some her
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Jinxted wrote:
Jinxted wrote:
Sean wrote:
So what happened in 2001?


She fell for it and said Yes Surprised


Actually for 5-7 days a month she is very lovey,
I hide the spears, matches and ANY baseball bats within the zip code
for the other 21 days
and it was late in 2000 aug 3rd to be exact....i loves me some her



awwww!
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Ya know, neither one does anything for me-
bc pills take care of all that nonsense, just saying... Wink

But god help us all when I finally stop taking them! Twisted Evil

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