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zendao42



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167!

@ jsdonze: "What a drag it is getting old..."
I've had it stuck in my head all weekend, thought I'd share the wealth... Wink

MrEMann wrote:

Gotta love dem zombie threads. Or is it thread necrophilia?

/me walks off whistling "I Love The Dead"


I prefer "COLD ETHYL" but it's all good... Twisted Evil

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MrEMann



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fortune cookie wrote:

We gets a choice!? Very Happy


Not really, but some people feel better about themselves if they think about it as a zombie and not necrophilia.
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fortune cookie



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Mai hopes iz dashed...
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Katy O



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^ Your hopes? Of what???
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Necrophilliac Zombies. Sad
Rotten flesh on rotten flesh action!
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zendao42



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C'mon, I know yer hopes can get higher than that... Twisted Evil

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Yeah, why I'm higher right now...wait, what were we talking about?
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zendao42



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Mostly that you were bogarting- pack the pipe & keep it moving down the line...

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MrEMann



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PUFF PUFF PASS!
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zendao42



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So, I dreamed I was having pecan pie with Oprah & Queen Latifah...

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zendao42 wrote:
So, I dreamed I was having pecan pie with Oprah & Queen Latifah...


And you actually got a piece?! Wink
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^ Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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zendao42



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jsdonze wrote:
zendao42 wrote:

So, I dreamed I was having pecan pie with Oprah & Queen Latifah...


And you actually got a piece?! Wink


I'm the one that took it out of the oven- besides, I better get a piece in my own dream! Twisted Evil

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! How to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars See If They Slow Down.

2. On all your check stubs, write " For Marijuana."

3. Skip down the street Rather than Walk, and see how ...many looks you get.

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5. Sing Along At The Opera.

6. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream" I Won! I Won!"

7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

8. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due To the Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One of You Go."

AND THE FINAL WAY TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS!


Nothing to see, move it along...I'll never...tell!
Laughing






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MrEMann



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Speaking of insanity

A week or two ago, I awoke one morning to find that the only thought I could think was banana flip.

I started asking people if they knew what I was talking about. None did. I was saddened. Truly.

Reaching back into the depths of my culinary memory, I managed to recreate, almost perfectly, my recipe.

They were damn fine.

Back to your thread.
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