How is it...

That cats know EXACTLY where you're gonna step, an then leave you a hairball;
right; exactly; there?
Ya know, ya just get out of the shower, haven't yet put your slippers on.
Feelin al nice an squeeky clean...then ya step in something COLD an SQUISHY!
FFFFFFFAr and Away!
You just know somewhere in the house. one of the cats are hiding laughing their lil furry butt off.
So ya step hop into the bathroom and wash your foot again. cuz; (I'm sorry but kitteh bile is some gross shit) I don't wanna go around with that on my footz all day.
So...how'd your day start out?
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

Better than that. The refrigerator guy arrived mid-morning, pulled the fridge out, discovered that something was making the circuit board flipout when it was plugged in, unplugged it, and discovered that the compressor is, shall we say, toast. So it's either replace the compressor or replace the refrigerator. See my plea for mojo here. My day picked up after that.
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kthxbai

I saw the mojo request. An complied .
New fridge on it's way.
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

T'anks!
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kthxbai

For once I was thankful that my I forgot to fill the auto-feeder and so the cat woke me up by meowing at 6am. I forgot to turn my alarm on, so I was 15 minutes late getting up. This wouldn't be such a bad thing but there are a couple of tasks I do for work (from home) at 5:45am and if I had not gotten them done by a certain time, my phone would have started ringing.

Plus my nipple hurts.

That's how my day started.
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Mark it 8, Dude.

Sara Leigh wrote:

Better than that. The refrigerator guy arrived mid-morning, pulled the fridge out, discovered that something was making the circuit board flipout when it was plugged in, unplugged it, and discovered that the compressor is, shall we say, toast.

Making toast in the fridge probably caused the crumbs to short out the compressor!

(tank you, tank you! I'll be here all week!)
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Key Weird

Did a beaver bite it? Cause...
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

I hadn't thought of that, but maybe.
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Mark it 8, Dude.

ugh beaver bites are the worst! thank god for nipple reattachment surgery
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"protestant heaven is in the basement of catholic heaven."
my dad

"there's just one more thing.... it's been emotional." lock stock and 2 smoking barrels

I had a cat that'd tell us it was time to change the litterbox
by dumping a load in front of the cabinets on the kitchen floor-
helluva way to start yer day while reaching for the cereal bowl...