Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10534
Location: Easy street
How is it...
That cats know EXACTLY where you're gonna step, an then leave you a hairball;
right; exactly; there?
Ya know, ya just get out of the shower, haven't yet put your slippers on.
Feelin al nice an squeeky clean...then ya step in something COLD an SQUISHY!
FFFFFFFAr and Away!
You just know somewhere in the house. one of the cats are hiding laughing their lil furry butt off.
So ya step hop into the bathroom and wash your foot again. cuz; (I'm sorry but kitteh bile is some gross shit) I don't wanna go around with that on my footz all day.
So...how'd your day start out? _________________ We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould
Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:42 pm
Sara Leigh
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 7385
Location: Virginia
Better than that. The refrigerator guy arrived mid-morning, pulled the fridge out, discovered that something was making the circuit board flipout when it was plugged in, unplugged it, and discovered that the compressor is, shall we say, toast. So it's either replace the compressor or replace the refrigerator. See my plea for mojo here. My day picked up after that. _________________ kthxbai
Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:19 pm
fortune cookie
Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10534
Location: Easy street
I saw the mojo request. An complied .
New fridge on it's way. _________________ We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould
Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:15 pm
Sara Leigh
Joined: 02 Mar 2004
Posts: 7385
Location: Virginia
T'anks! _________________ kthxbai
Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:19 pm
JustAGirl
Joined: 05 Jan 2008
Posts: 2230
Location: North Carolina
For once I was thankful that my I forgot to fill the auto-feeder and so the cat woke me up by meowing at 6am. I forgot to turn my alarm on, so I was 15 minutes late getting up. This wouldn't be such a bad thing but there are a couple of tasks I do for work (from home) at 5:45am and if I had not gotten them done by a certain time, my phone would have started ringing.
Plus my nipple hurts.
That's how my day started. _________________ Mark it 8, Dude.
Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:33 pm
Taco Bob
Joined: 12 Apr 2004
Posts: 1201
Location: Palm Falls, Florida
Sara Leigh wrote:
Better than that. The refrigerator guy arrived mid-morning, pulled the fridge out, discovered that something was making the circuit board flipout when it was plugged in, unplugged it, and discovered that the compressor is, shall we say, toast.
Making toast in the fridge probably caused the crumbs to short out the compressor!
(tank you, tank you! I'll be here all week!) _________________ Key Weird
Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:13 pm
fortune cookie
Joined: 18 Mar 2006
Posts: 10534
Location: Easy street
Did a beaver bite it? Cause... _________________ We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould
Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:17 pm
JustAGirl
Joined: 05 Jan 2008
Posts: 2230
Location: North Carolina
I hadn't thought of that, but maybe. _________________ Mark it 8, Dude.
Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:58 am
walk
Joined: 19 Feb 2008
Posts: 3329
Location: sittin here on mah porch with dis here gun
ugh beaver bites are the worst! thank god for nipple reattachment surgery _________________ "protestant heaven is in the basement of catholic heaven."
my dad
"there's just one more thing.... it's been emotional." lock stock and 2 smoking barrels
Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:03 pm
zendao42
Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
I had a cat that'd tell us it was time to change the litterbox
by dumping a load in front of the cabinets on the kitchen floor-
helluva way to start yer day while reaching for the cereal bowl...
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