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this cannae be trrue...kinnit?

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Pished 'n swished in Glasgae

A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgae, worried about her husband's temper and threatening manner.
The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet?
The woman says: "Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae know what to do. Every time ma hubbie comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon'."

The Doctor says: "Aye, well... I have a real good cure for that. When your husband arrives home intoxicated, just take a wee glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he goes to bed and is sound asleep."

Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
She says: "Doctor that was brilliant! Evrae time ma hubbie came home drunk, I swished with water. I swished an' swished, and he didnae touch me even once!

Tell me Doc...wha's the secret? How's the water do that?"

The Doctor says: "Janet hen, it's really nae big secret. The water does bugger all - it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick..."


DUDE! Surprised
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loike.
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Having dealt with drunks that get offended by furniture & walls, I can tell ya it ain't fool-proof-
speaking of which, the baby seems to be channelling my dead friend
that used to take random swings when he was passed out in the floor drunk... Shocked

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No mention of the Celtic vs. Rangers game, which is always the reason for them to go home drunk. Rolling Eyes

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I like.
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zendao42 wrote:
Having dealt with drunks that get offended by furniture & walls, I can tell ya it ain't fool-proof-
speaking of which, the baby seems to be channeling my dead friend
that used to take random swings when he was passed out in the floor drunk... Shocked




awwwwwww!!!!!! drunken punchy baby!!! hey we need more pics.
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Got some Easter & new comic wear pics, if any fancy phone converters are interested
but still don't have video yet...

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zendao42 wrote:
Got some Easter & new comic wear pics, if any fancy phone converters are interested
but still don't have video yet...


You know the drill. Wink
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fortune cookie wrote:
zendao42 wrote:

Got some Easter & new comic wear pics, if any fancy phone converters are interested
but still don't have video yet...


You know the drill. Wink


Told hubby to send pics, probably gotta remind him-
btw, best way to get a hold of me if mishaps occur is through my email-
hotmail shows up on my home page, the one I get board PMs through
hasn't been checked in months, stupid auto-signing out Yahoo... Evil or Very Mad

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