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One lil', Two lil', Three lil, kitteh litters.
We had three queens deliver kittens in our general area.
Thinking of getting a mountain lion.
One member of one litter didn't make it.
New born kitty carcass found on deck. Yuck.
Gotta catch those three an get 'em fixed. Mad
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you rock, cookie.
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Poor kitteh!
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Sad You're a good man, FC. How do you catch those mommas?
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Feed 'em an sit around while they come in to eat. They get used to you.
Eventually you can touch them. Then some petting.
After a looooong while you can pick 'em up.
Sometimes I use a live trap w/canned food.
I may need my salmon net this time around.
The three that are left are vewy cwafty...

So far, five new ones total.
The youngest mother lost her entire litter. Shocked
Too young for motherhood, is my guess. Sad
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But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

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You awe vewy, vewy cagey though.

Poor little immature mommy. Sad
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fortune cookie wrote:
Feed 'em an sit around while they come in to eat. They get used to you.
Eventually you can touch them. Then some petting.
After a looooong while you can pick 'em up.
Sometimes I use a live trap w/canned food.
I may need my salmon net this time around.
The three that are left are vewy cwafty...

So far, five new ones total.
The youngest mother lost her entire litter. Shocked
Too young for motherhood, is my guess. Sad

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clowns are people too...people who want to hurt you.


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walk



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keep on fighting the good fight sir!
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walk wrote:
keep on fighting the good fight sir!


Gently as I can. Wink
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you mean you aren't just tightening a rubber band around the nuts?
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Targeting the females. I know, mysoginystic. Theory is: If no Queens Call, no males will come. No males fighting for rights to breed, no mating screams either. Fewer and fewer cats to deal with. Wishful thnkng, I know... Rolling Eyes
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