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zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
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Granted, but Goldilocks ate all your porridge!

Wish I had the remote that controls the universe...

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Wonko



Joined: 12 Oct 2006
Posts: 4787
Location: ...but it's a hot heat
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Granted... but the batteries required to power it don't exist.

I wish... I could think of something to wish for...
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Uptown_Toodeloo



Joined: 10 Mar 2008
Posts: 530
Location: St. Augustine, FL
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Granted, but each time you attempt to apply your new ability you will lose a part of a finger or toe at the joint, and your new nickname is nubby.

I wish I had a new vehicle that runs on bio-fuel.
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SkidMarks



Joined: 08 Sep 2007
Posts: 9
Location: Wigan, U.K.
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Finally granted, but unfortunately you also have an advanced sense of smell and a complete understanding of the damage that biofuel does to the planet.

i wish that i had time to read every (interesting) book ever written.
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kennyjb



Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 465
Location: Clovis, CA
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Finally granted as well, but it took so long for me to see this, you have since died of old age. My condolences, we'll just wheel your casket into the library.

I wish I had the body of 25 year old.
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MrEMann



Joined: 23 Feb 2006
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Location: I'm much better in real life than I am in person
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Granted, but you have the libido of a 95 year old.

I wish Cotton was a Monkey
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