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sgt_steve



Joined: 18 Jan 2005
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y wrote:
. . . I've found the nakedness to be quite liberating and even my co-workers have gotten used to it.
Everything I can think of to say is just soooo salacious... let's just say that it's a sign of poor taste when your co-workers no longer notice. That's all I'm sayin'.
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y



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Oh Sgt...I didn't expect that from you. CU yes, but you? Who would have thought such a cute kitty pic would have someting salacious to say? I didn't say they no longer noticed my lack of clothing, I said they are used to it. Since I've done something terrible (I'm not sure yet what the terrible thing is) to my back, it's not like I'm strutting around in 6 inch high heels any more. I'd like to, but so far it looks like I'll have to hang up my stillettoes and wear 'sensible' flat shoes.

*sigh*
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sgt_steve



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y wrote:
Oh Sgt...I didn't expect that from you.. . . it's not like I'm strutting around in 6 inch high heels any more.
Any more? Any more? And I missed it? I am soooo depressed.

Even worse, I've started to look like Burl Ives. Or is that still my cat?
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Sexy!

Wink

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Post Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:19 pm   
y



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sgt_steve wrote:
y wrote:
Oh Sgt...I didn't expect that from you.. . . it's not like I'm strutting around in 6 inch high heels any more.
Any more? Any more? And I missed it? I am soooo depressed.

Even worse, I've started to look like Burl Ives. Or is that still my cat?
That's not too bad Sgt. You do kind of look like my grandpa, but he was a swell guy!
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Posted by y: That's not too bad Sgt. You do kind of look like my grandpa, but he was a swell guy!


Ouch!
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Post Mon Jun 27, 2005 7:15 am   View user's profile Send private message
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y wrote:
sgt_steve wrote:
y wrote:
Oh Sgt...I didn't expect that from you.. . . it's not like I'm strutting around in 6 inch high heels any more.
Any more? Any more? And I missed it? I am soooo depressed.

Even worse, I've started to look like Burl Ives. Or is that still my cat?
That's not too bad Sgt. You do kind of look like my grandpa, but he was a swell guy!


Dear that is Burl Ives.


I feel old now.
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That was me
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Sean



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That's Burl Ives? He kind of reminds me of that narrating Snowman in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
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Sean wrote:
That's Burl Ives? He kind of reminds me of that narrating Snowman in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
hehe...totally!!! Do they still play those?? I haven't seen those cartoons in million years!!
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Tal



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Sean wrote:
That's Burl Ives? He kind of reminds me of that narrating Snowman in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.


*small voice* He was.
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EJ's Destructor



Joined: 14 Oct 2005
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Location: Colorado
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ken wrote:
THE RULES



2-Chairs are not to be used while visiting the CM website. Instead, stacks
of Chris Moore books should be bought and implemented for this purpose.
The stack should be renewed once every three weeks.



If I follow this rule, what's going to keep my coffee table level? Mr. Green
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EJ's Destructor wrote:
ken wrote:
THE RULES



2-Chairs are not to be used while visiting the CM website. Instead, stacks
of Chris Moore books should be bought and implemented for this purpose.
The stack should be renewed once every three weeks.



If I follow this rule, what's going to keep my coffee table level? Mr. Green


Just take the legs off it Dude!
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Whatever



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1.What happens after 3 momnths?
2.Is it acceptable to post in turkish push up as long as the books are utilized to keep the ass up in the air?
3.Can humor be subjective and personalized. Is it considered humor if I amuse only myself?
4.How about immigrants with an expired green card.
5.So I take it shakes and gyrations are a no no, and shades are required.
6.If the Canadian boyfriend is imaginary, is that acceptable?
7.Can Angel be fair game?
8. Very Happy Shocked Rolling Eyes Laughing
9.What are politics?
10.Multiple personalities okay?
11.O, never mind, I just read #11.
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RedOrcaMoon



Joined: 17 Jun 2005
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what if your only 1percent canadien and didnt know for twenty years cause you weree brought up by frogs? doest that count? or is it still blood is thicker than water?

naked..... can do but when the cops show up at your door and your naked then what!?!?

chairs.. my computer is always on the floor so it can be close to me all night.

as for buffy, i love her and spike! ^_^ now as for the movie... i prefer the show to the movie anyday. but i havent focused on TV. jsut the boondocks and reading author guy stuff at work. ok I think I've done enough damage.... i'll come back later if i have another question....
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