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jaandlu



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I wish I could have been there Regina. So did you record it? If not a recording of you farting will be fine.

Ja
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deb



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jaandlu wrote:
I wish I could have been there Regina. So did you record it? If not a recording of you farting will be fine.

Ja


Sick and WRONG, Ja.

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jaandlu



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But it would be SOOOOO funny deb. Just because you grew out of fart jokes doesn't mean we all have too.
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deb wrote:
jaandlu wrote:
I wish I could have been there Regina. So did you record it? If not a recording of you farting will be fine.

Ja


Sick and WRONG, Ja.
I'm with you on this one Deb - sorry Ja, but a recording of someone farting?

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Regina



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lol thanks ! No- no recording- they didn't have a set up for it Smile

I actually did get an invite to read out of it which is cooler than cool.

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jaandlu



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Another read! Congrates Very Happy

Ja
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kidzlibrarian



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it's not too late for some more advice. I always find smiling people in the audience and look at them a lot.
Sounds like you did an awesome job!!!
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y



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Another one! Rock on girl! Will you record it this time? You know, so maybe you could send us link or something and we can all hear you? (and maybe add some farts in the background for Jaandlu?)

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Regina



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lol

we'll see Smile

in the meantime, I guess I'll eat more beans?

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sgt_steve



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Regina wrote:
in the meantime, I guess I'll eat more beans?
Normally we'd all be behind you, Reg, but this is where we draw the line.

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Awww...

Jaandlu shall provide the gas masks.

and everyone join in, to the tune of "Safety Dance"

"You fart if you want to..."

Um yeah... I'll just uh, go ahead and stop there. Okay. Thanks.

tee hee

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jaandlu



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Bwahahaha, fart jokes are back in. Twisted Evil

You can Fart if you want to
You can fart out your behind...

ok, ok don't get pissed deb I'll stop there. Sit down Y or I tell everyone just how you really broke your pelvis. Twisted Evil

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y



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More fart jokes? Is this what CM's lovely space has turned into? A place for fart jokes? Regina, we would all love to hear you read. In fact, we'd all love to read more of your work..without the farting. But I suppose, if you must. As Shrek would say, "Better out than in".

And J, for your information Mr. Smarty Pants, I didn't break my pelvis. I dislocated it and injured a few tendions. pppffffftttttt

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Regina



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No farting?

damn!

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y wrote:

And J, for your information Mr. Smarty Pants, I didn't break my pelvis. I dislocated it and injured a few tendions. pppffffftttttt


Sure Y we can go with that for now.

Regina it's your thread so...

You can Fart if you want to
You can fart out your behind
But if Y don't fart and deb don't fart
They probably don't have behinds

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