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Oh why, my friend, did you end up in jail?
Were you out sleeping rough in the wind and the hail?
Were you drunken and foolish, feeling quite pale?
Did you get in your car while tanked up with ale?
Did you give the police an elaborate tale?
Oh why, my friend, did you end up in jail?

Oh why, my friend, did you end up inside?
Were you trying to be Jekyll but ended up Hyde?
Claiming you're sober whilst being pie-eyed?
Were you stealing a car and failing to hide?
Caught too busy choosing but couldn't decide?
Oh why, my friend, did you end up inside?

Oh why, my friend, did you end up locked in?
Were you caught in the act of original sin?
Were you thinking 'bout her whilst being with him?
Were you beating the lights though you couldn't win?
Did you beat the policeman, is that why you're in?
Oh why, my friend, did you end up locked in?

Oh why, my friend, did you end up this way?
Is it something we said that ruined your day?
Did you lose self-control and give in to decay?
When the handcuffs appeared, did you start to pray?
Or wonder if copper just wanted to play?
Oh why, my friend, did you end up this way?

Oh why, my friend, did you end up in jail?
Were you thieving some milk to wash down the ale?
Were you thinking you'd pass, only to fail?
Or out serial killing with a rusty old nail?
I do hope you have an elaborate tale,
Of why, my friend, you did end up in jail.

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