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lescaster



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"I went to Home Depot one day and bought concrete,"

Buiilding a bunker?

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chris
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lescaster wrote:
"I went to Home Depot one day and bought concrete,"

Buiilding a bunker?





So. It's a modest bunker. You'll appreciate it when the FBI storms the compound.

But alas, I've said too much.

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lescaster



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I was thinking that might be a great opening line for a blues song -

I went to Home Depot and bought me a bag a concrete
I went to Home Depot and bouht me 20 pounds a concrete
My baby don't swim too well
With these new shoes on her feet.

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Sara Leigh



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Laughing

That's a great start. What's the rest of the song, lescaster?

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lescaster



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I'm not sure

How about something along the lines of

"Love ain't nothin' but sex mispelled
And you never could spell that well."

Feel free to add your own verse -
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Juline1



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lescaster wrote:
I was thinking that might be a great opening line for a blues song -

I went to Home Depot and bought me a bag a concrete
I went to Home Depot and bouht me 20 pounds a concrete
My baby don't swim too well
With these new shoes on her feet.


I dunked my baby good cuz' she only had one wish
to find out if them other guys thought she was delish
I tried to have a loyal girl
now she's f***ing with the fish

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Lib



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Juline 1, that's just sick. I love it.
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Juline1



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I went to Home Depot and bought me a bag a concrete
I went to Home Depot and bouht me 20 pounds a concrete
My baby don't swim too well
With these new shoes on her feet.

"Love ain't nothin' but sex mispelled
And you never could spell that well."

I dunked my baby good cuz' she only had one wish
to find out if them other guys thought she was delish
I tried to have a loyal girl
now she's f***ing with the fish

She'd say "Love ain't nothin' but sex mispelled
And you never could spell that well."

She used to share herself with every guy she'd see
but claimed it was da lesbian that gave her the v.d
My baby's done whittled my heart notch by notch
and charged me $2.99 a minute just to simply watch
(those lesbeens you see)



[dang. gotta run now. *sniff*]

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Catch42



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Funny stuff...let's keep it going!
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Juline1



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Juline1 wrote:
I went to Home Depot and bought me a bag a concrete
I went to Home Depot and bouht me 20 pounds a concrete
My baby don't swim too well
With these new shoes on her feet.

"Love ain't nothin' but sex mispelled
And you never could spell that well."

I dunked my baby good cuz' she only had one wish
to find out if them other guys thought she was delish
I tried to have a loyal girl
now she's f***ing with the fish

She'd say "Love ain't nothin' but sex mispelled
And you never could spell that well."

She used to share herself with every guy she'd see
but claimed it was da lesbian that gave her the v.d
My baby's done whittled my heart notch by notch
and charged me $2.99 a minute just to simply watch
(those lesbeens you see)




She'd say "Love ain't nothin' but sex mispelled
And you couldn't recognize good ass if you got out of hell"

My girl was so sweet but the woman an old bitch
for cash and drink and drugs -and them nekkid photos I took
the best baby I ain't never had to ditch
a sadness filled with glee
she's was always wet before she ever kissed the sea~!

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Juline1



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Okay, I quit. I can't quite get the hang of this Blues thing and I'm wrecking it already. Someone else take over.

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