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conspiracies unlimited



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rjr_ca wrote:
a canadian diva could wear a took!


AHHHHHRRRRRRG...

And this is why Miss canadia will never be Miss Universe...
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Maddie wrote:
That's it: I'm breaking away. Sorry, CU, but I have to. That said, I would rather dwell in the shadows than be a diva -- boas don't go well with my hair. Plus, Hillary is infinitely better at the stip-search than I could ever hope...or want...to be.

"Free Bird!"


Maddie,

Never let it be said that I am an evil despot bent on controling my minions with an iron thumb...

Maddie, you are free to go... be free my once-loved protege... O how I had hope and dreams and plans for you...

spread your wings, take flight, go be the diva you so wish to be...

I know, the grass really is greener over there... They have pie... all I can offer you is power... the power to smack canadians around for the sheer pleasure it brings... but pie... you just can't compete with pie...
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You are so whack.Wiggity whack?Nope, just the regular kind.
You can't dust for vomit
This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian

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Oh poor, poor CU...here, have some pie. Maddie, please bring CU some pie...looks like he needs it.
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rjr_ca



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please put him out of his misery!

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This shows that CU is a most magnanimous Divo. All his protegés are lucky to have a benefactor so gracious and fair.

Since he has such a gentle hand, maybe we can delegate the female newbie strip searches to him.
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Thank you G... Its so nice to be understood...


*slips Ginjg a sawbuck*
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You can't dust for vomit
This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian

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