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Ben Brown



Joined: 03 Dec 2004
Posts: 17
Squirrel Ho  Reply with quote  



From Squirrel Nut Zippers:

"All the girls are whores
So when you lose the one you love
There's always plenty more"

Post Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:20 am   View user's profile Send private message
conspiracies unlimited



Joined: 16 Nov 2004
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Location: California
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no thats just scary... the man has cheese-cake photos of squirells...

What's next... cats in bell towers with guns!?!
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This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
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Post Tue Sep 13, 2005 9:42 am   View user's profile Send private message
Lisa M



Joined: 08 Jul 2004
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Where is Kitty, btw. Haven't heard from her in ages.

Post Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:30 am   View user's profile Send private message
conspiracies unlimited



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I beleive she is in the copy room... I can check if you like...

She's been rather anti-social of late...
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You are so whack.Wiggity whack?Nope, just the regular kind.
You can't dust for vomit
This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian

Post Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:33 am   View user's profile Send private message
Jillybeans



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Re: Squirrel Ho  Reply with quote  

Ben Brown wrote:


From Squirrel Nut Zippers:

"All the girls are whores
So when you lose the one you love
There's always plenty more"


I want one of those!!! Where can I get a calendar even if I can't have a squirrel ho.
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Post Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:40 am   View user's profile Send private message
Ben Brown



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calender  Reply with quote  

Another earthling with waaay too much time on their hands here:

http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/index.html

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kimcookie



Joined: 06 Apr 2005
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yeeeaaaah...ya know, when the link reads "sugar bush squirrels"...suddenly i find i have something to do in the other room. anything that doesn't involve clicking said link.
but awwww, look at what you find when you enter "squirrel whores" at good ol' google...

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skunk johnson



Joined: 01 May 2004
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Location: the nicer swamps of Florida
aww, wook at da coot wettle squorrels  Reply with quote  

Here's another:





makes me powerful hungry, I tell ya!



BUTTERMILK SQUIRREL PIE


2 squirrels, cut up
1 can vegetables, (mixed)
1 can cream of mushroom soup

Boil squirrels and remove meat from bones. Mix all together in casserole dish.


Topping:


1 cup buttermilk

1 stick margarine (melted)

1 cup self rising flour
Mix and pour over top of squirrels in casserole dish. Bake at 375 degrees for 30-45 minutes.
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Post Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:49 am   View user's profile Send private message
Lib



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Hey, Skunk! How ya' doing?
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skunk johnson



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threadjack, in progress  Reply with quote  

I'm doin fair to middlin I reckon. Kinda disappointed them Scientist folk run me off like they did tho.

I was hoping to get to party with the likes of Tom Cruise and such, but after they finally let me go to one of their fancy meetings, all they wanted to do was talk. And I mean talk. Rolling Eyes Alla time going on about complicated stuff about how your soul or something was in charge of your mind and body. They hooked me up to this E-meter thingy to test for engrams and said I broke their machine. Got all huffy about it like it was my fault. Shoot, all I wanted to do was maybe learn some cool science stuff like on Nova and party with some celebs. What's wrong with folks anyways? Why do all these kinda folks take stuff so serious-like?

So screw them Scientologogest folks, I say. I'm laying in supplies for a good week-long bender, then maybe see if I can get my old job back packing books for Taco Bob.

btw - When I left to join the cult, I give all my worldly possesion away. Imagine my surprise when I come back home and found everthing I give away is back! Somebody said it was because I didn't have nothing nobody wanted, then again it might just be cuz my place is on the way to the landfill.

So yeah, I'm back.

skunk
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Post Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:47 am   View user's profile Send private message
Catch42



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HA! You SLAY ME, Skunk! Funny stuff...lol.
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Golden Gate  Reply with quote  

I can't wait until the next book is due...I am just waiting.

I was also in San Francisco at the same days while you were there. I got stuck in traffic more than an hour becasue of the San Francisco Bike Grand Prix. I was also at the Japanese Garden in the San Franciso Golden Gate Park. I even have similar pictures you posted on the Blog.

Funny thing is I went there right after finishing the Bloodsucking Fiends (Last book of my Chris Moore Collection). I kept looking out for the Emperor and His men.

I have been to San Fran few times but this was the first time I visited the Japanese Garden, Dutch Windmill, Archery field, Sausalito and the Muir Woods.

I love that town even though I live in New York City...

Nick

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