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Fucking Neighbours

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Joined: 10 Aug 2004
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Location: Michigan
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Early in the morning, while everyone's asleep,
I crept out of my hovel, feeling tired and weak,
I crawled out to my car and headed off for work,
At 6am, it's still dark, and stars still shine and lurk.

I went to bed at 10pm, awoke again at 12,
To sounds of neighbours humping, though I wouldn't like to delve,
Like an angry dog she yelped, though I'm not one to delve,
Like whimpering child she cried, as I tried to sleep at 12.

Early in the morning, while everyone's asleep,
I fell out of my bed to end the incessant squeak,
Of alarm clocks ringing out, "It's 5am, get out of bed!"
And the voices screaming, "Get to work!", ringing in my head.

I should've gone to bed at nine, though I'd still wake at 12,
To sounds of neighbours fucking, though I'm not one to delve.
I could've sworn I heard her scream with pleasure once or twice,
But considering they went for hours, it might be eight, how nice.

Early in the morning, while everyone's asleep,
I tried to lift my weary head and make it to the meet.
7:30, they'd arranged it, and that didn't seem too bad,
Until the guy next door decided his girl must be had.
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Lisa M



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Call the humping police.

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