Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 74 Potential fine: £9500


and i didn't imbelish or downplay anything... that sux...
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You are so whack.Wiggity whack?Nope, just the regular kind.
You can't dust for vomit
This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000
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'la putain et le moitier-voleur ont perdu leurs boucliers de gencives pendant le dessus-dessous'

Risky...

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 74 Potential fine: £7500

And here I am a copper and all...who'da thunk?

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000

Although, I think the fine is actually related to the drawing on the girl's bathroom stalls in 2nd grade. Does that still count? I did repaint them.

Cyn"repaint! repaint! then go and sin no more"thia
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Cynthia
"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you...odd." Flannery O'Connor

go forth and cyn no more? this isn't a clever attempt to escape the board already is it? don't do it!
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"Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett

Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £2000

*****

Ok, 96.5 yrs? I'm 21, geesh. *Stops downloading commercial music, drawing murals in public bathrooms, masturbating in indonesia*
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Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!

deb wrote:

go forth and cyn no more? this isn't a clever attempt to escape the board already is it? don't do it!

What? When there are so many people here to raise me to the level of "dodgy?" Why would I give that up?

Cyn"and corruption go hand in hand"thia
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Cynthia
"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you...odd." Flannery O'Connor

Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000





@_@ yeah.,....I get thrown in jail for masturbating.,.. oooooooooooooooooook yeah anyways..... adn for fishing on sundys.
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ok i redid it...


Dodgy


Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000




wait wait wait,,,,,since when am I a geezer?
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