Joined: 16 Nov 2004
Posts: 4281
Location: California
Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 74 Potential fine: £9500
and i didn't imbelish or downplay anything... that sux... _________________ You are so whack.Wiggity whack?Nope, just the regular kind.
You can't dust for vomit
This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian
Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:27 pm
Paul R
Joined: 29 Mar 2004
Posts: 1827
Location: Kiribati
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000 _________________ 'la putain et le moitier-voleur ont perdu leurs boucliers de gencives pendant le dessus-dessous'
Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:41 pm
Chuin Guest
Risky...
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 74 Potential fine: £7500
And here I am a copper and all...who'da thunk?
Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:44 am
PastorCyn
Joined: 14 Oct 2005
Posts: 36
Location: Austin, TX
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000
Although, I think the fine is actually related to the drawing on the girl's bathroom stalls in 2nd grade. Does that still count? I did repaint them.
Cyn"repaint! repaint! then go and sin no more"thia _________________ Cynthia
"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you...odd." Flannery O'Connor
Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:48 pm
deb
Joined: 08 Mar 2004
Posts: 6325
Location: Montana
go forth and cyn no more? this isn't a clever attempt to escape the board already is it? don't do it! _________________ "Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind; it doesn't take you anywhere, but it tones up muscles that might." Pratchett
Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:53 pm
Blarg
Joined: 14 Aug 2004
Posts: 201
Location: Shawnee, KS
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £2000
*****
Ok, 96.5 yrs? I'm 21, geesh. *Stops downloading commercial music, drawing murals in public bathrooms, masturbating in indonesia* _________________ Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Violence inherent in the system!
Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:54 am
PastorCyn
Joined: 14 Oct 2005
Posts: 36
Location: Austin, TX
deb wrote:
go forth and cyn no more? this isn't a clever attempt to escape the board already is it? don't do it!
What? When there are so many people here to raise me to the level of "dodgy?" Why would I give that up?
Cyn"and corruption go hand in hand"thia _________________ Cynthia
"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you...odd." Flannery O'Connor
Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:05 am
RedOrcaMoon
Joined: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 2399
Location: someplace...probably inside my head or in another world
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000
@_@ yeah.,....I get thrown in jail for masturbating.,.. oooooooooooooooooook yeah anyways..... adn for fishing on sundys. _________________ current pics: drawings and some photos. http://www.dizzyhellfire.deviantart.com
Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:36 am
RedOrcaMoon
Joined: 17 Jun 2005
Posts: 2399
Location: someplace...probably inside my head or in another world
ok i redid it...
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
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