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Jane Hanson is NOT a crack whore.
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We must not be too hard on J for defending the honor of his newswoman. I, myself, have now watched four episodes of Threshold, and it gets more dismal and more dismal, yet there is Carla Guigino, looking so, so, watchable, and I say, "It could get better. They don't necessarily have to cancel every series she's in. The sixth one could be the one."

It's not logical. It's not justified, Yet there I sit, waching Charles Dutton hitting one note again and again, Bret Spiner so wooden he makes Commander Data look like Richard Burton in Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf, and Peter Dinklage trying to act his ass off with material that's as weak as water. But big-eyed Carla needs my loyalty.

Of course Carla does not look like a coke whore, except in Sin City, where, frankly, she was acting with Micky Rourke, which would pretty much make Mother Teresa look like a coke whore.

Still, I understand.

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I'll stand by the coke whore... I know what its like to need a fix... Every morning I get the shakes... Its been 6 days since my last zinger & coke breakfast... it hurts... it really hurts... and some dip-wad jammed a torn-up doller in the vending machine, and the vending machine guy won't be here until the afternoon...

I'ld bang my head on the underside of a table for a for a fix, right about now...

So please, give the not-a-coke-whore a break... she can't help herself...
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