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pc2207



Joined: 26 Oct 2005
Posts: 16
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...decided to be brave and dip a toe in here. This place never fails to make me laugh so here goes.

Of course, I love CM's books, have to say that Lamb is my favorite so far (haven't got to Love Nun or Fluke yet, but I will!). I'm 33 (gak! when did that happen?), and am a mild-mannered office worker by day, internet addict by night. OK, I bring my internet addiction with me to work too Embarassed But it keeps me sane, sort of.

Oh, and I love pie... Indifferent on pudding, but the cannons sound good!

Looking forward to hanging out here "officially"!

Post Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:43 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Goudron



Joined: 03 Aug 2004
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Location: near Cleveland OH
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Welcome pc2207. Lose your clothes and seat your butt on a stack of books. I suggest posting in that "getting to know you" survey, because if you just add a symbol to your name, then it'd make a great secure password. What I'm trying to say is, if you offered to flash your boobs, we couldn't tell from your name if we should be excited, disgusted, or strangely enticed.

Some people will pretend they're interested in your background and experiences, but Tal is really just interested in boobies. Laughing
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Ginjg



Joined: 04 Sep 2004
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Welcome pc2207. You have read the rules?

Strip search is quite backup for now but all the rules apply, no matter what. Hmm, if Hilary and Goudron don't get a move on the breaking the Strip search backlog, it looks as though, sometime around spring, all the noobies are going to have to strip search each other as a group.
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welcome, PC.

Post Wed Oct 26, 2005 11:18 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
y



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Yes, yes...what they all said - welcome and all that crap. Please see Q for your share of MREs while you wait for your strip search. Puddin & pie after you've been searched. You're not allergic to latex are you?
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Post Thu Oct 27, 2005 4:37 am   View user's profile Send private message
pc2207



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Goudron wrote:
Welcome pc2207. Lose your clothes and seat your butt on a stack of books. I suggest posting in that "getting to know you" survey, because if you just add a symbol to your name, then it'd make a great secure password. What I'm trying to say is, if you offered to flash your boobs, we couldn't tell from your name if we should be excited, disgusted, or strangely enticed.

Some people will pretend they're interested in your background and experiences, but Tal is really just interested in boobies. Laughing


Ha, I've used this login at other web sites and nobody's ever suggested it as a secure password OR complained that they don't know whether me flashing them would be exciting, disgusting, or enticing... I knew there was a reason I liked this place!!

I've added my name to my signature block, and I'll tell you, they're old boobies, so it would probably just be icky. Oh and I did the survey, so you'll all know all kinds of weird details about me...
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Post Thu Oct 27, 2005 7:31 am   View user's profile Send private message
FattyFattyPorkFace



Joined: 10 Aug 2004
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Oh please do fuck off, you wanker.

I don't mean that personally, it's the new board greeting (or it would be if I had my way). I want you to know that typing this is incredibly painful after cutting my finger the other day; feel grateful.

Now, my investigations have led me to believe that you are residing in canadia. If this is the case, I strongly urge you to hide this detail from CU.

Welcome to the board. I feel a little like a flight attendant saying that. You know, the way they welcome you to somewhere that they only just got to themselves. It isn't my board to welcome you, so I guess this is more of a hi.

I ramble sometimes (but I think I hide it well).

Ok, have fun. Smile
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lisa



Joined: 10 Apr 2004
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Is it warm enough?

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Goudron



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I guess I get the strip search duties here (that was my ulterior motive in outing your gender). Do you prefer latex or nitrile gloves? Oh, and it doesn't matter how old they are, boobies are boobies Twisted Evil
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Naked and Famous



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Hi PC2207--Nice to meet you and welcome aboard! I was reading your getting to know you survey and it looks like we are going to be living on the same islands in the near future. Don't worry about the earthquake though because it isn't an earthquake that is going to destroy the area, it is Mt. Baker!!! It is going to blow up any time now, run for your life!!!! (At least that is the rumor I've heard for the last 40 years.)

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Sara Leigh



Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Welcome to the Boardello, pc2207. All my usual admonishments have been stolen and used by others. Evil or Very Mad So I'll just welcome you to the compound. Don't be alarmed. We're all fairly harmless. Unless, of course, you don't follow the rules to the letter. Twisted Evil

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Goudron



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Sara Leigh wrote:
Welcome to the Boardello, pc2207. All my usual admonishments have been stolen and used by others. Evil or Very Mad So I'll just welcome you to the compound. Don't be alarmed. We're all fairly harmless. Unless, of course, you don't follow the rules to the letter. Twisted Evil


We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

Sorry, next time I'll preface any newbie greetings with "In the name of Sara Leigh..."
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Sara Leigh



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Goudron wrote:
We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

Sorry, next time I'll preface any newbie greetings with "In the name of Sara Leigh..."


* whip crack *

That's better.

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