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conspiracies unlimited



Joined: 16 Nov 2004
Posts: 4281
Location: California
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Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 74 Potential fine: £9500


and i didn't imbelish or downplay anything... that sux...
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Post Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:27 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Paul R



Joined: 29 Mar 2004
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Location: Kiribati
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Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000
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Post Thu Sep 22, 2005 8:41 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website MSN Messenger
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I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 74 Potential fine: £7500

And here I am a copper and all...who'da thunk?

Post Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:44 am   
PastorCyn



Joined: 14 Oct 2005
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Location: Austin, TX
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In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £2000

Although, I think the fine is actually related to the drawing on the girl's bathroom stalls in 2nd grade. Does that still count? I did repaint them.

Cyn"repaint! repaint! then go and sin no more"thia
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Post Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:48 pm   View user's profile Send private message
deb



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go forth and cyn no more? this isn't a clever attempt to escape the board already is it? don't do it!
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Post Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:53 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Blarg



Joined: 14 Aug 2004
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Location: Shawnee, KS
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Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £2000

*****

Ok, 96.5 yrs? I'm 21, geesh. *Stops downloading commercial music, drawing murals in public bathrooms, masturbating in indonesia*
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Post Tue Oct 25, 2005 6:54 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail MSN Messenger ICQ Number
PastorCyn



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deb wrote:
go forth and cyn no more? this isn't a clever attempt to escape the board already is it? don't do it!



What? When there are so many people here to raise me to the level of "dodgy?" Why would I give that up? Laughing

Cyn"and corruption go hand in hand"thia
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Post Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:05 am   View user's profile Send private message
RedOrcaMoon



Joined: 17 Jun 2005
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Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000





@_@ yeah.,....I get thrown in jail for masturbating.,.. oooooooooooooooooook yeah anyways..... adn for fishing on sundys.
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Post Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:36 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website AIM Address Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
RedOrcaMoon



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ok i redid it...


Dodgy


Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000




wait wait wait,,,,,since when am I a geezer?
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