twas the week after christmas

...did you mean to leave out Ty Pennington?
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Angels, Devils, and Men:
The first forgets,
The third regrets,
and the second has all of the fun.

--Analytics of Five

I think he subconsciously meant it. That man is just too perky. X_x...

Gonna thread-jack for a bit. AG, went into Waldenbooks today, and found TSA V2.0... XD Priceless. I just was too lazy (and stingy, no offense) to shell out the $14-19 or whatever it cost to buy it. ^_^ I still read the chapter though.
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"Quack, damn you." - Mythbusters

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I have a Twitter too.

Slowly returning from the hell pit that is college. I hope. D:

I think I'm going to miss having my tree up. It looks lovely and I love it.

I won't miss the holiday shopping, or the influx of traffic on the roads, or christmas programming on TV, or the excessive amount of baking I've been doing, or dealing with my in-laws, or tinsel...I hate tinsel...HATE IT!!!!!
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Red Cross or Doctors Without Borders

"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart." - Anne Frank

Hey, AG, I'm kinda thinking NPR had other thoughts in mind, but I'm sorry a larger population couldn't benefit from your comments. This week I've wished I had a button that said, "It Sucked, Don't ask." On the other hand, I read Lamb again, and may I just say you are incredibly brilliant. Further, books lying everywhere in my house. What does Hallmark the dog also known as youlittleshit chew? Lamb. Fluke. TSA 2.0. wtf? Either the dog is gifted or she won't live to be 20 months old.

Too bad you don't have a dog. Mine (weinee dog extrordinaire, Fritzy) always thought it was his water dish or pee post. Jeeze, that dog had breath that could stop a train.

And if I can ask a question, do you ever get story ideas from us?
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The world in which you were born is just one model of reality.
OTHER CULTURES ARE NOT FAILED ATTEMPTS AT BEING YOU:
They are unique manifestations of the human spirit.

Wade Davis (I knew there was a reason I liked Wade Davis)

Freakin bell ringers...

Talk about "going for dog spit gold at the Pavlov Olympics". (still one of the funniest things I have ever read.) I bought 2.0 at a B. Dalton in the mall and was reading it while sitting outside of J.C. Penny's as the wife shopped 'till she dropped. I read that part of the book while I was listening to the mildly retarded young woman ring the shit out of her bell. The look on concentration was a sight to behold. She wouldn't even thank anyone for putting money in the bucket or anything. She stared straight ahead and beat the hell out of that bell. Actually, I might miss that.
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entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem.

On behalf of single guys everywhere: DON'T FUCK WITH THE VICTORIA'S SECRET COMMERCIALS!!! Yeah, some of the fine young women could stand to put back a burger (or 5) but, in general, they're a good thing.

Thank you.

heehee, he said Evercrack... (i spent 8 hrs yesterday with my addiction, thank you very much)...

Merry Christmas!!! and Happy New Year!!!, AG... Thanks for filling our lives with joy, through your books, and humor... and for those of us that frequent the Boardello... an extra thank you... because if we didn't have this place to voice our thoughts, feelings, concerns, etc... the CIA would round our asses up and ship us to canadia...
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You are so whack.Wiggity whack?Nope, just the regular kind.
You can't dust for vomit
This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian

Jillybeans wrote:

Too bad you don't have a dog. Mine (weinee dog extrordinaire, Fritzy) always thought it was his water dish or pee post. Jeeze, that dog had breath that could stop a train.

For future reference, really horrendous or chronic bad breath in dogs is usually a symptom of serious dental problems (rotten or abscessed teeth), gum disease or other oral infections.
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My name is Jeff, too. So as not to be confused with that "other" Jeff, please refer to me as Jeff2. Thanks. Jeff Purser

Fuck Santa? ...Santa?

palmer wrote:

Fuck Santa? ...Santa?

You have to get your timing right on that, 'cause Santa comes but once a year
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To Learn is to Know
To Know is to Love
To Love is our aim

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Why should we bother with immortality when we are eternal?

conspiracies unlimited wrote:

heehee, he said Evercrack... (i spent 8 hrs yesterday with my addiction, thank you very much)...

Pffft. Come to WoW...come to WoW...

Happy New Year, everyone.
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Well, I guess you left me with some feathers in my hand.

No, DDO is the place to be. Preorder and get 10 days of free beta time

It's still kind of beta-y though.

Happy 2006!
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White and feathery, yet crude and noisy, the chicken is the backbone of our farming community.

Evercrack was terribly apt. I lost some good friends to that shit. In fact my last boyfriend lived with said friends while re-locating out here and this is how it was: we'd go to the basement to watch a movie around 9 pm and they're playing EQ (and have been playing since they got home from work). Movie ends around 11, go upstairs for a bathroom break, they're playing EQ. Start another movie, fall asleep and wake up at 4 in the morning, go upstairs, they're playing EQ. Decide to give in to fate and stay the night, get up at 9 because we had to be someplace and they are STILL PLAYING EQ!!! Bleah.

you guys are gonna have to teach an RP lover how to be in a free MMORPG....seriously.... i'm supposed to be in this one.. but havent been on it yet.
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