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conspiracies unlimited



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RedOrcaMoon wrote:
you guys are gonna have to teach an RP lover how to be in a free MMORPG....seriously.... i'm supposed to be in this one.. but havent been on it yet.


ummm ok... WTF!?!

can we please get a translation here people... I think I have a potential convert on the line, and I don't know WTF she is talking about... how can I steal her soul, if I can't understand her!?!
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Klari wrote:
Evercrack was terribly apt. I lost some good friends to that shit. In fact my last boyfriend lived with said friends while re-locating out here and this is how it was: we'd go to the basement to watch a movie around 9 pm and they're playing EQ (and have been playing since they got home from work). Movie ends around 11, go upstairs for a bathroom break, they're playing EQ. Start another movie, fall asleep and wake up at 4 in the morning, go upstairs, they're playing EQ. Decide to give in to fate and stay the night, get up at 9 because we had to be someplace and they are STILL PLAYING EQ!!! Bleah.


I have a brother-in-law like this... he almost had to have an assectomy because of his addiction... swear to christ on a cracker... its true...

anyway... lawyers, prenups, etc... fastest 6-step program known to man... not 12-step, 6-step... he didn't quit altogether... baby-steps people, baby-steps...
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Lauren wrote:
conspiracies unlimited wrote:
heehee, he said Evercrack... (i spent 8 hrs yesterday with my addiction, thank you very much)...


Pffft. Come to WoW...come to WoW...

Happy New Year, everyone.


NO!!! WoW blows monkey butt!!!

you WoW people have inadvertently led to the watering down of EQ... I just found out that its because of you people that EQ was made easier because SOE is trying to compete with the WoW market... and WoW players can't handle the dificulty level of EQ... Monkey Butt Blowers!!!
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This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
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palmer wrote:
Fuck Santa? ...Santa?


I don't know about Santa... but Mrs Clause, I've violate her 6 ways from Sunday...
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conspiracies unlimited wrote:
palmer wrote:
Fuck Santa? ...Santa?


I don't know about Santa... but Mrs Clause, I've violate her 6 ways from Sunday...


She's gotta be a senior citizen by now, you necrophile!

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uh, Palmer in most of the U.S. YOU are considered a senior citizen. Does that mean anyone who'd do you is a necrophile?
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Stories about Palmer haven't been around for centuries, and likely won't make it past this one. Mrs. Claus has been known for awhile.
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Ginjg wrote:
uh, Palmer in most of the U.S. YOU are considered a senior citizen. Does that mean anyone who'd do you is a necrophile?


Mrs. Claus is old enough to be CU's great, great, greatily-great grandma. I thought he might like to know about that before he got too much of a hard on for her.

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deb wrote:
Stories about Palmer haven't been around for centuries, and likely won't make it past this one. Mrs. Claus has been known for awhile.


And...?

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