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calliope



Joined: 15 Jan 2006
Posts: 5
Location: East TN
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Hey kiddos and kiddettes, thought I'd just pop in and introduce myself, being new and all. I was so stoked to find the CM boards after I became recently obsessed- 3 books in a week and a half, and I can't stop. Its a twisted addiction, but I love it.

Coincedentally, my computer alias has always been Calliope ever since my first excursion on the web. Coyote Blue was the second CM book I read, and thats when I decided to jump online and find you guys. Luckily, I'm not Canadian, nor will I ever date a Canadian, and I'm not outwardly political.

Anyway, I've never been an expert in the introduction deptartment, so if anyone ever wants to know anything about me just ask. I'll be the one perched over here nekkid with her tatas shielded by a copy of The Lust Lizard.

Post Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:04 am   View user's profile Send private message
chris
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Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Hey, C. Welcome.

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FattyFattyPorkFace



Joined: 10 Aug 2004
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Location: Michigan
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Hey Calliope.

Sara Leigh is bound to barge in at some point and give you your induction briefing. I believe that Goudron is on strip search detail.

As for dating, do you have anything against Brits? Rolling Eyes Just...like...asking, s'all.

Quick, look, an otter having breakfast with a chimpanzee! *runs away*
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Lib



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calliope, welcome!
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lisa



Joined: 10 Apr 2004
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Welcome Smile

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Goudron



Joined: 03 Aug 2004
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Location: near Cleveland OH
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Welcome Smile Latex or nitrile gloves for the strip search?
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sgt_steve



Joined: 18 Jan 2005
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Location: Michissippi
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Welcome, Calliope. Ever read Neal Gaiman's chilling 'Sandman' story about Calliope?

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jaandlu



Joined: 17 Apr 2005
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Welcome, Calliope.
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Vahlee



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
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Hi there.
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Post Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:50 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
calliope



Joined: 15 Jan 2006
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Location: East TN
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Fatty, no problems with Brits... so far at least.

Gracie, I live in Johnson City, very close.

Goudron- latex, but warm your hands up first please.

Steve- no I haven't, I'll have to check it out.

Thanks for the welcome everyone!

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Sara Leigh



Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Location: Virginia
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I'm finally dragging my ass in here to give you the official welcome.

Welcome, Calliope! We're delighted to have you join our demented little group here. Well, I guess it's not all that little anymore. Anywho, glad to see you've read the rules and are taking the appropriate action. It's so nice when the newbies cooperate, isn't it, everyone?

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jaandlu



Joined: 17 Apr 2005
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Sara Leigh wrote:
It's so nice when the newbies cooperate, isn't it, everyone?


Yes, Ma'am, sure is.





Just remember, calliope, whatever SL says goes. She's the den mom. Don't question, just do what she says.
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Post Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:13 pm   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail Visit poster's website
y



Joined: 22 Mar 2005
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Yes, yes, hello! Sorry I'm late, but well...sometimes life just works out that way so get over it. There, that was a cheery welcome. Wasn't it?
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Post Tue Jan 17, 2006 11:25 am   View user's profile Send private message
conspiracies unlimited



Joined: 16 Nov 2004
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calliope wrote:
...I'm not Canadian, nor will I ever date a Canadian...


Can this be independently verified??? The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnt exist... How do we know you aren't some northern devil??? HUH??? Well???

I'll be keeping an eye on you...
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It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian

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