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UnimportantLime



Joined: 15 Jan 2006
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Location: Madison Wisconsin
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I'm there.

Hey Aubie, did you figure out a secret newbie handshake yet?

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Aubie



Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 1428
Location: Bammer
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I think it involves NyQuil...nectur of the Gods I say!

So, don't you just hate co-workers who come all sick and nasty-fied to work and insist on talking to you and touching everything you own...then blame it on their kids and laugh about how cute little Timmy was with a Kleenex stuck up his nostril?

Anyway, I hate those people...and there's one typing right next to me....help.
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UnimportantLime



Joined: 15 Jan 2006
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Location: Madison Wisconsin
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Oh MAN I hate that.

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conspiracies unlimited



Joined: 16 Nov 2004
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Location: California
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Ginjg wrote:
UnimportantLime wrote:
No...


Then see Hillary please.

Goudron does the ladies' strip searches, but he may need an assistant.


Goudron is a guy???

WTF!?!
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This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
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conspiracies unlimited



Joined: 16 Nov 2004
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Location: California
Stripsearches, tin-foil hats and... pie  Reply with quote  

after your stip search, please fashion a nice new hat out of tin foil... If you don't have any, stop what you are doing and head down to the nearest Ralphs, vons, or safeway... be sure to buy name brand, as the cheap stuff isn't nearly efective as you might think... while store brand is often as good as the expensive stuff, "They" are counting on the public to go cheap, and have thus bought the rights to genaric tin products knowing that some cheap bastard is going to scrimp... and then we are all fucked... Loose Lips Sink Ships -- Cheap Foil Will Bring Down the Resistence... Don't let us down...

Then you may earn your pie... yes earn... I'm not giving away any free goddies til I know you deserve them...

What? Its NOT my job to decide who gets pie???

Am I still in charge of abusing the canadians???

Oh good!!!
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You are so whack.Wiggity whack?Nope, just the regular kind.
You can't dust for vomit
This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian

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Goudron



Joined: 03 Aug 2004
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Location: near Cleveland OH
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conspiracies unlimited wrote:
Ginjg wrote:
UnimportantLime wrote:
No...


Then see Hillary please.

Goudron does the ladies' strip searches, but he may need an assistant.


Goudron is a guy???

WTF!?!


Lady cat's just don't sit that way.
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conspiracies unlimited



Joined: 16 Nov 2004
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Location: California
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Goudron wrote:
Lady cat's just don't sit that way.


no they don't sit that way... but you do know you are named for a chick in norse mythology, right???

OK, so its spelled slightly different, but still...
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This is the Governor's wife. -- You mean she's not the hooker?
It's time to separate the awkwardly feminine from the possibly canadian

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Sara Leigh



Joined: 02 Mar 2004
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Location: Virginia
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Aubie, do accept my apologies for being so late in welcoming you. I've just been working my butt off lately and haven't been able to check in on the board regularly. I see that everyone's welcomed you properly and you understand the rules. That's a good girl. We like obedient newbies here. Check around the outer reaches of the compound. I think there are a few quonset huts left. We're all just waiting for the word from Chris that we can move in. We've been waiting a long time. Evil or Very Mad

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Ginjg



Joined: 04 Sep 2004
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Location: Los Angeles
Re: Stripsearches, tin-foil hats and... pie  Reply with quote  

conspiracies unlimited wrote:
after your stip search, please fashion a nice new hat out of tin foil... If you don't have any, stop what you are doing and head down to the nearest Ralphs, vons, or safeway... be sure to buy name brand, as the cheap stuff isn't nearly efective as you might think... while store brand is often as good as the expensive stuff, "They" are counting on the public to go cheap, and have thus bought the rights to genaric tin products knowing that some cheap bastard is going to scrimp... and then we are all fucked... Loose Lips Sink Ships -- Cheap Foil Will Bring Down the Resistence... Don't let us down...


All that is currently available is Aluminum foil. Does it have the same effacacy as high quality tin foil? If not, please recommend a new source or better foii.
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