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Naked and Famous wrote:
You had a much different viewpoint of this movie than what I did. The special effects were good, but the plot predictable. But then, what do I know.


It had a plot? I have to go see it again.

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FattyFattyPorkFace wrote:
I wish my only claim to international fame was Celine Dion."


I don't know how The Beachcombers didn't become an international phenomenon. That slob Relic was the quintessential villain. Darth Vader has nothing on him.
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Damn, Scott Speedman did keep losing his shirt. I don't know why. It just kept happening, and I'm not gonna complain. In light of that, and the gratuitous leather-clad, Kate Beckinsale ass shots, I would say it's a movie that has a little something for everyone.

I have a few questions though. Is Kate Beckinsale now contractually obligated to wear corsets outside her clothing? Who would wear a leather jumpsuit with no bra underneath (I get that the vampire thing probably means she doesn't need it, but it can't be comfortable)? Where does Scott Speedman keep getting all these shirts? Is this a major problem for all werewolves? Come to think of it, where did all the werewolves go?
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chris wrote:
Naked and Famous wrote:
You had a much different viewpoint of this movie than what I did. The special effects were good, but the plot predictable. But then, what do I know.


It had a plot? I have to go see it again.


Vampire chicks with guns, killing other vamps and werewolves... sounds like a kick ass plot to me... oh, and did I hear som scuttlebutt about the chick wearing skin-tight leather??? thats like opium icing on heroine cake to a junky... jeebus, hollywood IS heaven!!!
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AG, you didn't do this film justice... did you think, maybe, just maybe, that you should have pointed out that the sex scene alone was a work of friggin art???

and that leather jump suit... my god... I swear it was painted on!!!

dude... it was a glorious thing...
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Wait, there was a sex scene? You didn't tell us that AG. Okay, now I am going to see it.
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jaandlu wrote:
Wait, there was a sex scene? You didn't tell us that AG. Okay, now I am going to see it.


Ja:

This is the line in my review you'd be looking for:

"oh my God, Kate and Scott are totally naked and doing the nasty in a shipping container!"


Smile

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well yeah... but based on that line, maybe the thread title should have been... "Understatement: sex in a big metal box"

no no no... there should have been capital letters, exclamation points... screenshots... maybe even some anime of vampires doing "it"...
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