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johnbailey



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I learned how to swear at the tender age of four, instructed at the loving hands of my Canadian aunt & uncle. On spring break '72, I bought George Carlin's Class Clown. George took dirty words to a whole new plane.

It occurred to me, even at the tender age of 13, that "dirty words" are just a different (and usually more efficient) way of saying things with non-dirty words. So for those who object to Chris using "bad language", here is the entire list of George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words cleaned up so as not to offend the young and the Baptists:

1) excrement
2) urine
3) copulate
4) female pudenda
5) person who draws the adult male of the domestic fowl into the mouth through a suction force produced by movements of the lips and tongue
6) person who has sexual intercourse with his female parent
7) breasts

I guarantee that none of these words or phrases will be bleeped by network television.
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deb



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dude, 19 "copulation" goldfish????
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Rizak the Really Horrible



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MADE TO FEEL UNWELCOME

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