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Joelibris



Joined: 23 Mar 2006
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Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
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THANK BUSH I'M A COUNTRY BOY


Well, life in a red state is really kinda slack
Dark Lord , please give Hillary C. a heart attack
Early to bed, early to rise
Make a sacrifice to the father of lies
Thank Bush I'm a country boy

Got me a pistol, got me a rifle
Not a Democrat that I won't stifle
Shootin' a liberal ain't nothin' but a trifffffffle
Thank Bush I'm a country boy

I'll hang Al Franken from a really tall tree
Wife got that fourth job to take care of me
Finished my 3rd case a' beer now i gotta peeeee
Thank Bush I'm a country boy

I'll fuck my mom or sister in a jiffy
Daddy's identity is really quite iffy
That hottie Ann Coulter gives me a stiffyyyyyyyyy
Thank Bush I'm a country boy

Got no reason to be forgivin' my sin
Girlfriend's comin' over cuz the wife's not in
Ain't no hotter sex than you can get from kinnnnnnn
Thank Bush! I'm A! Countryyyyyyy! Boyyyyyyy!

Thankyewverramuch.
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