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Joelibris



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sgt_steve wrote:
Junior Elan wrote:
God, now what pennance will be required of me???
Remedial nudity is the most common sentence, but given as you're still in the nude posting period, that seems pointless. Hmm, what to do, what to do...

Hey Joe! Cavity search, over here. Bring the rubber gloves. No, no, not those. The cement worker ones.



I likes me some tall man with a lip caterpillar... <<SNAP!!!>>
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suetu



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Anonymous wrote:
1) Not related to dale junior - actually, there's a funny story about my name (Junior Elan) (which isn't really my real fake name, it's my fake fake name. My real fake name is jimmy reylon, which is what I thought I replied when Suetu asked what my possible board name might be, or I might have brought up myself whilst conversing with her, but it appears that, filtered through mass quantities of food and drink and a house full of people, it reached Suetu's ears as "junior elan". Which I thought sounded kind of catchy. Besides, I've been trying to come up with a name for my narrator, and now I've got one! (thanks, Suetu!)




I am an idiot. Embarassed

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I'm almost never in this forum because not knowing who's who lends a glamour of danger to ordinary social interaction. That's my excuse for not saying hello again and welcome earlier.

Hello again and welcome. Smile
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Lukaret



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Joelibris wrote:

I likes me some tall man with a lip caterpillar... <<SNAP!!!>>
Ugh. Joe, that's so wrong. XD But welcome Junior Elan! It's good to know not to piss of SL and Hil quickly. Makes it easier as a noob. <3
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Joelibris



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Lukaret wrote:
Joelibris wrote:

I likes me some tall man with a lip caterpillar... <<SNAP!!!>>
Ugh. Joe, that's so wrong.



Not from my end of the spectrum, sweetheart!
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Rizak the Really Horrible



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MADE TO FEEL UNWELCOME

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Junior Elan



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OK, ok, please to line up single file for the search, one at a time, no pushing, plenty of cavity to go around - I think it's safe, all the easter eggs are out (I think). Suetu is not an idiot (well at least not for this)(just kidding, of course)(no, I don't mean just kidding about being an idiot for this, I mean at all, I think that's what I mean), I will work on my tendency to mumble (no, not work on mumbling more, less)(more or less). I'm just sooo excited to meet the AG this week, it will be my first time! I hope my dress elf outfit is back from the cleaners.....
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Joelibris



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I am the keeper of the greezy gloves. But if you want a cavity search orgy, who am I to tell you that's wrong?
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Joelibris wrote:
Lukaret wrote:
Joelibris wrote:

I likes me some tall man with a lip caterpillar... <<SNAP!!!>>
Ugh. Joe, that's so wrong.



Not from my end of the spectrum, sweetheart!
... Eh. I'll believe that. The "Ugh" is taken back then, and replaced with "Really?"
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Joelibris wrote:
Lukaret wrote:
Joelibris wrote:

I likes me some tall man with a lip caterpillar... <<SNAP!!!>>
Ugh. Joe, that's so wrong.



Not from my end of the spectrum, sweetheart!


Dude, what do you know about speculums??? Never mind... not something you need to share...
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Belated welcoem from the person who's been out of town Very Happy
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Vahlee wrote:
Belated welcoem from the person who's been out of town Very Happy


Belated welcome from me too but uhh...

Is this the SDMD site I was logged onto or what?

Umm...I admit that my feeble attempt to make a joke fails completely. I do not know any initials for Bondage and Discipline or Sadomachochism (did I spell that right?). Hell, I cannot even spell it let alone talk about it. lol I was trying to make a joke. It failed miserably on the fact that I do not know the code.

Let me start over. Does Junior strike you as a person that likes to be striked? I am just askin' BTW, welcome aboard Jr. We are all fucked up so it is okay to want to be stricken or stricked (word?) or whatever. Stricken or stricked or hell, I give up. What are the proper terms that I am looking for?
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Junior Elan



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Thank you, Vahlee. JulieB, could that word be "struck"?

To Lukaret and Joelibris and Rizak, I thought we were talking about somebody else's cavity....it's like, uh, it's like no other place - no, not the cavity....wait, I can't find the thread on the use of an accordian as a marital aid, what floor might that be on?

I am having fun, yet, and , tonight, I get to meet the author guy - I hope he won't be reading to us, too!!
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Rizak the Really Horrible



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MADE TO FEEL UNWELCOME

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