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Let's take a poll, because I like polls


So who is really running the government
George Bush
5%
 5%  [ 1 ]
Dick Cheney
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
The republicans
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
The democrats
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
The military
5%
 5%  [ 1 ]
An unseen force
20%
 20%  [ 4 ]
Congress
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Monkeys
35%
 35%  [ 7 ]
Other - please reply to specify
35%
 35%  [ 7 ]
Total Votes : 20

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Who is really running the government
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Several of your choices are redundant with "monkeys".

Post Tue May 02, 2006 5:59 pm   
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jay wrote:
Several of your choices are redundant with "monkeys".


I agree completely. Both republics and democrats are synonymous.

Post Tue May 02, 2006 6:28 pm   
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Our government is so fucked up, I'm not sure that I'm not in charge............


no,....no, even if I tried I couldn't jack it this bad.

Post Tue May 02, 2006 7:22 pm   
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Condi Rice is really running the government.
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dark forces are running things...
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Does the "unseen force" include aliens? 'Cuz I'm thinking there's a Death Star behind the moon. That's what the monkeys in my head tell me.
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reptiloids. The Divine Lodge of the Blue Brethren saved by me from one of the internet's biggest conspiratorists, who litterally disappeared overnight
(I knew him through a mutual friend). His site, now 10 years gone, as saved by me.
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Cows run every gov. in the world.
That is why everthing is fubar, we feed, herd, kill and eat them.
They hate us! Bush is just a puppet with a cows hoof up his ass.
( I think he's starting to like it too.) Shocked
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I said others, because it's obvious to me this country is being run by aliens from the planet Tramalfagador, they're small intersteller beings shaped like plumbers helpers and living in the fourth dimension. (If you don't believe me just ask Kurt Vonnegut). Cuz if thats not the case we're seriously leaderless, and if you still doubt, doesn't Bush look like he'd be better off plunging out a toilet, I mean with his head of course?
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