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The Tomato - A microlovestory

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“The tomato tricked me! Dammit!” he repeated in a slightly angrier tone.
“So you said, sir. I just find it hard to believe that a tomato could trick anyone.”
“I walked in, the tomato saw me, tricked me and that’s how it ended up there.”
“There.” The officer replied, pointing, “on your penis.”
“Yes.”
“Sir?”
“Yes?”
“You have the right to remain silent…”
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