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BIGjuevos



Joined: 06 Apr 2006
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Lord_Chimmy wrote:
Thanks for the greetings everyone...

As for the rules (Sara Leigh)...I don't have a problem with posting nekkid. In fact, you've never seen a person who enjoys being nekkid as much as myself. However, sitting on a stack of CM books?! I'm afraid that just won't do. For one, that is a bit fruity for me (I would never be able to look CM in the eye if I ever ran into him). And, despite having the whole CM collection (minus one book that is in the mail) I'm afraid that sitting on the stack won't elevate me to a proper typing level.


Buy duplicates, and ohh the hard covers, are a little bit thicker.


Anywho..... Welome!
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Lord_Chimmy



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Tal wrote:

Whats a bible?


One of those things you often find in the nightstand at hotels. They make good door-stops.

Lisa- Thanks.

Vahlee- Well, if I understand the rules there are no chairs allowed for the first three months of posting. All I have is the floor...

BigJ- Duplicates? Hmmm, strangely I didn't think of that. I suppose I could give away the ass-worn books as Xmas gifts. No one would be the wiser...

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Joelibris



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Howdy Chimster...I'll be performing the nOOb body cavity search on you. Just assume the position, and I'll be right with you.


<SNAP!!!>
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Ginjg



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Joelibris wrote:
Howdy Chimster...I'll be performing the nOOb body cavity search on you. Just assume the position, and I'll be right with you.


<SNAP!!!>

Joe,
You missed James Bradford. And he'll be glad he got you instead of Hillary. You don't get to pick and choose your searchees, ya know. Wink
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Joelibris



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Well, gotta let Hills have her fun too. Don't wanna be a noobie hog.
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Why hello there, Lord. Welcome to the Forum. Yo've arrived just as i've broken into a frenzy of posting, arent you lucky? Very Happy

What you do is, you take your monitor and keyboard and mouse and put it on the ground so you can sit on your pile of AG books.

Just trying to help you stick to the rules Laughing
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Joelibris



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Ginjg wrote:

Joe,
You missed James Bradford. And he'll be glad he got you instead of Hillary. You don't get to pick and choose your searchees, ya know. Wink


You know Ginjg, it just ain't as fun when they enjoy it.
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Lord_Chimmy



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I was unaware there were going to be cavity searches. I can tell you know, I've only had one cavity my whole life. The dentist always marvels at how well I take care of my teeth...

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OTHER end, darlin'!
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Joelibris wrote:
OTHER end, darlin'!


Yeah, have to make sure nobodies sneakin' in some Ann Coulter books, doncha know?
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Well, her books ARE shit, so what more appropriate orifice to stash 'em in!
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