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Taco Bob



Joined: 12 Apr 2004
Posts: 1201
Location: Palm Falls, Florida
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Found this in amounst a whole pile of old CM board stuff I didn’t even know I had. I’ve learned to speak a bunch better since then, which I attribute mostly to reading CM books. Eric Garcia used to stop by before he had his own board (and Matchstick Men).



Question fer Eric Garcia

I jus got a minute here afor me an Skunk take off for a exciting evening a gator huntin! Yes Sir! Jus wanted ta say I done read most a A-Rex, an I…

“Jus put them bottles a likker with the food onna boat, Skunk!”

…shore am enjoying it! Course it ain’t as…

“Damn Skunk! Do ya have ta start up that durn airboat right here whist I’m writing somethin?”

…good as what Chris Moore writes (it’s polite ta say such as that round here) or anything, but it’s purty durn good!
I was wanting ta check out yer website ta see how many more books ya got wrote that yer waiting fer yer publisher ta have enough money ta publish, but…

“You better put them gator hooks down afor ya… SEE! SEE!!! NOW YA DONE IT!!! Ya jus don’t wanna listen ta me do ya?”

…ever time I go to…

“How should I know? Do I look like a doctor? Quit yer blubbering an git me the pliers”

…log on ta yer website anonymousrex.com I get some…

“If you’d quit screaming and hold still I might could get the dern thing out!”

….kinda porn site! What’s up wif that?

Well, I gotta git, Skunk’s all screeching an hollering an scaring the possums.

Bottoms Up!

TB

(As usual, when you ask a question of importance on the CM board, I got an answer right off for this. The answer was (and still is I believe) www.casualrex.com supplied by not Mr Garcia, but by a poster name of Sara Leigh, someone I didn’t know at all three years ago.)
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Taco Bob



Joined: 12 Apr 2004
Posts: 1201
Location: Palm Falls, Florida
Gator Hunting  Reply with quote  

Likker
Airboat
Sketter dope
.22 rifle
gator hook
gator spear
gator lance
gator harpoon
gator noose
gator net
gatoraid
first-aid kit
coupla joints
lighter
beer
beef jerky
cooler
skinning knife
hide salt
latest issue of Penthouse (fer Skunk – don’t ask)
extra batteries

We got loaded up and likkered up an set out fer a night a gator huntin all right! Even made a list, so we wouldn’t ferget nuthin!

So we forgot the flashlight.

Made fer some real challenging gator huntin, out in the swamp, in the dark.

I’ll spare ya all the boring details, but we got a real good buzz, an no gators. We decided to run the airboat full blast around Lone Tree Lake and see if we couldn’t run one or two over. It ain’t real sporting, but we was high on ’shine an low on ideas at that point.

You would a thought a place that big, with that many gators and only one tree, we would a got at least one gator afor we found that durn tree!

Oh well. If we get the airboat fixed, we’re going frog giggin Saturday night!
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