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Sewer_harpy



Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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Location: Ontario, Canada
My Name is Paul and I'm addicted.....  Reply with quote  

I'm new to your world, So I figured on the advise of a "friend" I would introduce myself. I received A DIRTY JOB as an xmas gift....since then, I've burned through not only a dirty job, but The Stupidest Angel and I just started Fluke last night........My name is Paul and I am addicted to Chris.

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zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
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Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
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Welcome Paul! You're in good company here with all the Moore junkies...

I can see by your avatar that you're ready for Joe's search- remember, he likes key lime pie.
Offer him a slice of that & things will go much more *ahem* smoothly...

Have some cocoa- the others will be around shortly, demanding some of that pie...

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Lloydface



Joined: 30 Nov 2004
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Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Welcome! I thought id get here nice and early and get a good seat so see the inspection and put my name down for some pie.

Welcome to the board!
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Joelibris



Joined: 23 Mar 2006
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Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
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Don't know if the pie is gonna help...thats a lot of Gnome ass for Ann Coulter to hide in...
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Vahlee



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
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...you might want to hide that "I live in Canada" thing or else some of the other may start using you as there whipping boy here soon.

Just saying Wink

Oh yeah, btw. Hi there and welcome!
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Post Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:44 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Lib



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Welcome, Paul! Do not expect us to help you get over your addiction. Not going to happen.
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LostInWalmart



Joined: 26 Jun 2006
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Hi Paul. Welcome.

Hey, would you happen to know the capital of Canada? Someone was asking.

Thanks

B

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Laveric



Joined: 09 Feb 2006
Posts: 883
Location: Rochester Hills, Michigan
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Welcome to the boards Paul!

I know the pain of addiction. You have a little Stupidest Angel... and why not? It is small. Then you smoke through A Dirty Job... Yet you find yourself wanting more... So you start main-lining the message boards. Waiting for more words from the AG to hold you over until the next hit of product.

Its a rough life, but it is probably too late anyway... so screw the 10 steps. Smile

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vgndoll



Joined: 11 Sep 2006
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hi paul.

i thought i heard something about pie.

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Wonko



Joined: 12 Oct 2006
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Welcome, Paul. where's the pie?
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fortune cookie



Joined: 18 Mar 2006
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Welcome Paul/Sewer_Harpy.
Is that gnome Greek? Or Roman?
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Sewer_harpy



Joined: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 14
Location: Ontario, Canada
Canada  Reply with quote  

Canada or as I call it........home. Cold yes. Hockey, HELL Yes. Maple Syrup and Inuits (eskimos to you) Not so much. The only real differences between Canada and the States is simple.......we have heath care and you don't need a bloody passport to enter the great white north. Let's see what we have given the world.......

1 - William Shatner....(sorry about that one)
2 - poutine - (if you don't understand just ask)
3 - Superman
4 - Basketball
5 - Snowmobiles
6 - that arm thingy on the space shuttle
7 - Alex Trebeck
8 - Donald and Kieffer Sutherland
9 - back bacon
10 - ........and ME!!

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Sewer_harpy



Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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Location: Ontario, Canada
Canada  Reply with quote  

Here we go...get out your #2 pencils there will be a test


Population - 32,811,215 estimated.. (California...33,871,648 )
Capital City - Ottawa (lived there for 12 years BEAUTIFUL city)

British Columbia (Victoria); Alberta (Edmonton); Saskatchewan (Regina); Manitoba (Winnipeg); Ontario (Toronto); Québec (Québec City); New Brunswick (Fredericton); Nova Scotia (Halifax); Prince Edward Island (Charlottetown); Newfoundland and Labrador (St. John's); Yukon Territory (Whitehorse); Northwest Territory (Yellowknife); and Nunavut Territory (Iqaluit).

and now we know each other.....

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Lukaret



Joined: 28 Aug 2005
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Location: ... Hell. No wait... make that GP, Texas, that's about the same thing.
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Welcome! Did you bring pie?

And did Joe do the strip search yet? ^_^
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Joelibris



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Yup. I thouroughly searched his 'back bacon'.
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