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mllefifi



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I've still got about 90 pages to read, but this one so far is one of my most favoritest quotes:

"Sad and lonely wood did tent his hemp-fiber cargo pants." (p. 222)

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Wink
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Notdeadyet



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Agreed to and
p.135
"So," Abby said,"the countess is kind of a bitch."
"No, she's just a dark creature of unspeakable evil."
Laughing Laughing Laughing "In a nice way,"
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zendao42



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So many... but "YOU NEED TO GO HOME AND GO WASH YOUR ASS!" comes to mind right now- such good general advice!

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Just read this during my work break:

"Please do not further endorken yourself to me." (p. 273)

Laughing Laughing Cool Razz

(This is the first I've ever encountered that word! Guess it's been around since at least last year, according to Google. But I'm glad the AG used it in print; that means it can go into the Oxford English Dictionary, right? Wink)
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"I will slap the gloom off of you, rat shagger!"
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"I will knock you so far into next week, it will take a surgeon, to remove wednesday from your ass."
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FUCKSOCKS!
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One of my favorites was when he wrote "she onomatopoeed".

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IReadLots wrote:
One of my favorites was when he wrote "she onomatopoeed".


O.K. sumbuddy splaindat tome.
Gads I feel so dense.
No, I am not purposely being obtuse.
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Um, Chapter 1? You'll find it in the blog if your book isn't handy...

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fortune cookie wrote:
IReadLots wrote:
One of my favorites was when he wrote "she onomatopoeed".


O.K. sumbuddy splaindat tome.
Gads I feel so dense.
No, I am not purposely being obtuse.


I guess Idunno wacha wan' esplaint.
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Wonko wrote:
I guess Idunno wacha wan' esplaint.


Nebbermind, Wonko. It's just payback for treating my body like
"The House of the Rising Sun" in my yout, thanks anyway.
Chapt. One re-read, thanks Zen.

"Yeah, wait until you go out in your jammies and wake up all sticky
in a cheerleader outfit and see how grateful you are."

On that note, I think "Thick as a Brick" played in a loop is in order.
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fortune cookie wrote:
"Yeah, wait until you go out in your jammies and wake up all sticky
in a cheerleader outfit and see how grateful you are."

On that note, I think "Thick as a Brick" played in a loop is in order.

Thanks, FC! Knew I could count on you to take us back to the gutter...
Not to mention reminding me of this as well.
Somewhere, I have a copy with a bat on the cover- wish I could find the bloody thing!

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zendao42 wrote:

Thanks, FC! Knew I could count on you to take us back to the gutter...


You're welcome.
One does what one can, what one is best at, to please the Divas
of our Boardello. Cool
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(Abby Normal)

"Allison is my day-slave name--my mom named me after some song by some Elvis guy, so I totally refuse to accept it"



Abby's sister's name is Veronica--another Elvis song--I'm thinking that was intentional by Chris, yes?
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