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Nemo Consequentia



Joined: 15 Feb 2007
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Location: Arlington, VA
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Hi everybody!
Another newbie joins the ranks.
Okay so I'm new here and fairly new to Chris Moore as well. I started reading his books last fall and I have been trying to read them in order so I am presently reading Fluke. I have to say that Chris is certifiably nuts, but you gotta love it! I almost ruptured a lung from laughing my way through Lamb and Lust Lizard (so far my two favorites).
So I live in the DC area and would be thrilled to meet anyone else who does.

Oh, and sorry I don't have any pie, but I do have some tasty fruitcake left over from Christmas. Very Happy

Greetings to all!
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Jillopy



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Welcome! Are you naked?
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KatarinaNavane



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Welcome! Be sure to read the rules, and prepare for the cavity search and whatnot.
Kat Navane here, resident board (/bored) teenager.
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Amigo



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Nemo Consequentia wrote:
[...]Oh, and sorry I don't have any pie, but I do have some tasty fruitcake left over from Christmas. Very Happy

Greetings to all!


First, welcome aboardello. It's always great to have fresh meat, er, fish here. We especially enjoy gawking, and checking things like girth, etc. during your "nudie newbie" trial period. I'm sure you'll measure up just fine, but Joe will be along shortly for the cavity search, and he will fill us in on all the prurient details.

Lastly, fruitcake will absolutely NOT do! I suggest you throw on some clothes, and run to the nearest bakery. A Key lime pie for Joe is a must to preclude an "up to the elbow" cavity search, and, for our glorious Divas, something gooey and obscenly chocolaty is absolutely essential. Trying to pass muster with them by offering a fruitcake is sure to cause you great bodily harm...just sayin.

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MrEMann



Joined: 23 Feb 2006
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no pie? NO PIE?!?!?!?!?!

Thats it, I'm done here. I had a nice welcome speech prepared, along with the key to some city somewhere, and you blew it.


No pie indeed..






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Nemo Consequentia



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Hey I feel welcome already. Smile

Yah I read the rules before I started posting.
Still working on the pie, but the gooey chocolatly stuff I got covered.

Hope the cavity search isn't too unpleasent. Laughing

Cheers!
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Lib



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Amigo wrote:
...and, for our glorious Divas, something gooey and obscenly chocolaty is absolutely essential.

This man knows his way to a woman's heart. Laughing

Welcome, Nemo Consequentia! If you have chocolate, you're even more welcomed.
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Ginjg



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Nemo Consequentia wrote:
Hey I feel welcome already. Smile

Yah I read the rules before I started posting.
Still working on the pie, but the gooey chocolatly stuff I got covered.

Hope the cavity search isn't too unpleasent. Laughing

Cheers!


I've heard tell that Joelibris has a special "no hands" search for those with the right bribe…

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vgndoll



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yahoo kid! gooey chocolatey treats....

oh, and hi there

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lisa



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hi you nemo.
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Raynne



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Bonjour.

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CheshireFrog



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Ginjg wrote:

I've heard tell that Joelibris has a special "no hands" search for those with the right bribe…

Twisted Evil


Hmmmm...a cavity search that doesn't involve hands. It's going to take more than one beer to get that image out of my head.
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zendao42



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Lib wrote:
Amigo wrote:
...and, for our glorious Divas, something gooey and obscenly chocolaty is absolutely essential.

This man knows his way to a woman's heart. Laughing

Welcome, Nemo Consequentia! If you have chocolate, you're even more welcomed.

CHOCOLATE! Very Happy YUM! Very Happy
This is the year of chocolate, you know.

Welcome to the board- let me give you a cup of cocoa to go with that chocolate...

BTW: The only way a fruitcake can be offered without inducing bodily harm is if it's Mavis-style around Christmas time!

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Ginjg



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CheshireFrog wrote:
Ginjg wrote:

I've heard tell that Joelibris has a special "no hands" search for those with the right bribe…

Twisted Evil


Hmmmm...a cavity search that doesn't involve hands. It's going to take more than one beer to get that image out of my head.

Well, I've also heard that some have asked for seconds and thirds and that's from " straights"
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Amigo



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Ginjg wrote:
[...]I've heard tell that Joelibris has a special "no hands" search for those with the right bribe…

Twisted Evil


Son of a gun! That wasn't his hand?!?

I feel so used...and, he didn't even call me the next day. Crying or Very sad

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