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She's narcissistic
She's lost her edge
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
She's having a rough go
9%
 9%  [ 2 ]
Doug's signed his death warrent
90%
 90%  [ 19 ]
Total Votes : 21

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Amigo



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Joelibris wrote:
[...]Gonna be a combo snack bar/kissing booth....


How much for a slice of your pie, sir?

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Joelibris



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Kisses or cash. Let's see what I end up with more of when Deb's done mopping the floor with Doug.
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Joelibris wrote:
HEY! No outside snacks allowed! I'm running the OFFICAL AG snack bar here! 3,000 kinds of pie, and all 16 varieties of Cheesy Goldfish Crackers.


Fine. Guess that leaves me the Liquor concession.
Whoo-Hoo!
We gots some, Gelnfiddich, Seagrams, Patron, Mescal, Smirnoff,
Gilbeys, MGD, Sam Adams, and Pacific Coho.
Belly up and name yer poison.
Jello shooters will be about two and a half hours.
Wink
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Lynn



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fortune cookie wrote:
Joelibris wrote:
HEY! No outside snacks allowed! I'm running the OFFICAL AG snack bar here! 3,000 kinds of pie, and all 16 varieties of Cheesy Goldfish Crackers.


Fine. Guess that leaves me the Liquor concession.
Whoo-Hoo!
We gots some, Gelnfiddich, Seagrams, Patron, Mescal, Smirnoff,
Gilbeys, MGD, Sam Adams, and Pacific Coho.
Belly up and name yer poison.
Jello shooters will be about two and a half hours.
Wink


If those are my choices, can I just bring six pack of Guinness?
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You know, there is nothing right about you people. Nothing but a bunch of reincarnates from Roman times. You all ought to take down the tents, pick up your coolers, chairs, trash and go on home. Doesn't look like there's going to be a show here. She's lost her edge. Gone soft I tell ya!

And FC, shame on you for not offering non-alcoholic beverages. Not everyone here is a ground licking booze hound.
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Lynn wrote:

If those are my choices, can I just bring six pack of Guinness?


No. Idea But if you make the re-stocking runs.
You can make that a staple.
I'll get ya a St. Paulie girl outfit an cut you in for 5% of the bar
as well as all the tips you can garner. Wink Question
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dougp wrote:
You know, there is nothing right about you people. Nothing but a bunch of reincarnates from Roman times. You all ought to take down the tents, pick up your coolers, chairs, trash and go on home. Doesn't look like there's going to be a show here. She's lost her edge. Gone soft I tell ya!

And FC, shame on you for not offering non-alcoholic beverages. Not everyone here is a ground licking booze hound.


Lynn, if you'ld be so kind, pick up some,
Juices, Water, Teas and Pops?
I guess we might need mixers.
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fortune cookie wrote:
Joelibris wrote:
HEY! No outside snacks allowed! I'm running the OFFICAL AG snack bar here! 3,000 kinds of pie, and all 16 varieties of Cheesy Goldfish Crackers.


Fine. Guess that leaves me the Liquor concession.
Whoo-Hoo!
We gots some, Gelnfiddich, Seagrams, Patron, Mescal, Smirnoff,
Gilbeys, MGD, Sam Adams, and Pacific Coho.
Belly up and name yer poison.
Jello shooters will be about two and a half hours.
Wink

Bleah! None of that would be good in cocoa! Well, maybe the vodka- but seriously dude, you need to add rum to the list, I'm just saying...
Hey Doug- that's right, I'm providing the booze-free beverages...
but if somebody wants to add a shot to their cocoa, it's no nevermind to me!

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dougp wrote:
You know, there is nothing right about you people. Nothing but a bunch of reincarnates from Roman times. You all ought to take down the tents, pick up your coolers, chairs, trash and go on home. Doesn't look like there's going to be a show here. She's lost her edge. Gone soft I tell ya!

And FC, shame on you for not offering non-alcoholic beverages. Not everyone here is a ground licking booze hound.


Doug,

As our dear friends have demonstrated (at least to this common observer), your pathetic attempts to gain attention have simply not had the desired effect. Perhaps you should stick to fingerpainting.

Pleasantly yours,
deb
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fortune cookie wrote:
Lynn wrote:

If those are my choices, can I just bring six pack of Guinness?


No. Idea But if you make the re-stocking runs.
You can make that a staple.
I'll get ya a St. Paulie girl outfit an cut you in for 5% of the bar
as well as all the tips you can garner. Wink Question


No one wants to see that.

And Doug, everything that's not left about me is right. Which makes like one half of me, so, you're wrong about that.
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deb wrote:

Doug,

As our dear friends have demonstrated (at least to this common observer), your pathetic attempts to gain attention have simply not had the desired effect. Perhaps you should stick to fingerpainting.

Pleasantly yours,
deb



I wasn't any good at finger-painting either. Couldn't stay in the lines.


Soft, I say. SOFT!
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dougp wrote:
Soft, I say. SOFT!



Hmmm... I wonder what else is soft?

The lyrics to the song I'm listening to right now
("SHE LIKES IT!"- QUADRAJETS) are:
My baby don't like it like this
She likes it like that
Soft, sweet...

Ironically, the song is very hard! Personally, that's how I like my music!
& a few other things as well..

Well, one out of 2 ain't bad- but don't look down, it'll just depress you...

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Soft, short AND skinny.


*sigh*
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zevon



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Oooooh, red vines... Very Happy

Dude, my back is killing me, has been for 3 days now.
But it's nothing like what you're gonna feel when Deb rips your spine out through your anus... Shocked

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Ain't gonna happen. Got my head blocking that exit. This thread is proof.
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