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Gamine



Joined: 02 Mar 2007
Posts: 1
Location: CA
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Hi everyone! I'm Charlotte and I'm new here (obviously). I'm from California and I'm 18 years old.
Um...I can't really think of anything else to tell you all about me, so I'll leave it at that. Nice to meet you!

Post Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:03 pm   View user's profile Send private message
Lib



Joined: 16 Apr 2004
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Welcome, Gamine! Hope you enjoy our little commune.
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Post Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:44 am   View user's profile Send private message
Amigo



Joined: 25 Aug 2006
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Yes, welcome. The more the merrier...well, maybe.

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lisa



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hi.
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Joelibris



Joined: 23 Mar 2006
Posts: 7557
Location: Kraptapolis, NC, U. S. of DUH-HUH
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Welcome, Charlotte! Dr. Goudron will be along shortly to check you for Ann contamination. Just relax...read the rules while you wait; or if you've done that, I think there's a 20 year old copy of Highlights around here somewhere with a particularly good "Goofus & Gallant" in it.
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zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
Posts: 13570
Location: Somewhere in a galaxy near you
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Welcome!

*puts on a fresh pot of cocoa*

If you have to wait a long time for Goudron, I suggest grabbing one of the books out of that stack you're sitting on & reading it...

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MrEMann



Joined: 23 Feb 2006
Posts: 1642
Location: I'm much better in real life than I am in person
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Hello and welcome! Most of us are in the other room waiting for the "Death of Dougp". Feel free to come join us, we have snacks and plenty of seating. Very Happy
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Goudron



Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 2570
Location: near Cleveland OH
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Welcome, Gamine. I can't help but notice from your avatar that you're at least partially clothed. Please read the following:

http://bbs.chrismoore.com/viewtopic.php?t=366

You might see that the mandatory strip search isn't included there, but I assure you it is required. Since you're 18, you're younger than all but the youngest of my nieces, so forgive me if I close my eyes during your strip/body cavity search. It's me, not you. I might have to recruit Assistant Unimportant Lime to guide me in our usual pin the tail on the donkey type antics.

Pie helps with the anxiety. Pie for me. Very Happy
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fortune cookie



Joined: 18 Mar 2006
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Gads I'm such a derelict.
Welcome Gamine!
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Deive



Joined: 16 Feb 2007
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Location: ann arbor Michigan
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Welcome and have fun.

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Dr. Fudd



Joined: 21 Jun 2007
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Location: San Fransisky
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I am the new person too. For me to meat you is for our pleasuring. Did you read Chrispopper Mooses the Lame? I am the Lame!
Are you not looking the 18, I see you where you are not the 18. If you are in truly the 18 you will be knowing the heavy petting right? It was my favorite character from the Sucking Blood Fiends. I was loved the very obese feline. Heavy petting is my favorite!
Ok, fun to be talking to your eyes, I must now fill out form so I can be getting the strip search. This is so much liking to my home from where I am!
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fortune cookie



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Welcome Dr. Fudd.
You are so gonna get it from the grammer nazis.
Yer gramper will be next. Smile
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Dr. Fudd



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Yes, more like home all the time it is. I half no fear of old people, on it them to bring.
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fortune cookie



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Not even the moth ball smell?
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We all enter this world in the same way: naked; screaming; soaked in blood.
But if you live your life right, that kind of thing doesn't have to stop there." Dana Gould

Post Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:43 pm   View user's profile Send private message
zendao42



Joined: 05 Sep 2006
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fortune cookie wrote:

Not even the moth ball smell?


Has to beat being invaded by actual moths, trust me on this one...

Welcome, Dr. Fudd!
Have some cocoa-
but let me warn you that your dialect might distract me
& cause me to spill hot cocoa over the both of us...
I can take the heat, how about you?

Also, regarding:
"Make me one with everything.
A Zen Master ordering a hotdog"
Remember, when you ask for your change that all change must come from within!

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