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jetgoddess



Joined: 26 Feb 2007
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Hi, I am new to this forum but been a Christopher Moore fan since Coyote. I am proud to say that when my husband and son travelled up to the Wonder Con in San Francisco, my son, on his own, went to the Christopher Moore panel as a gift to me. He found Chris totally hilarious and fun----but then who doesn't?

Post Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:44 am   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
FattyFattyPorkFace



Joined: 10 Aug 2004
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Welcome! Follow the rules and await your strip search. Cool
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Post Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:37 am   View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
jetgoddess



Joined: 26 Feb 2007
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Well can we schedule it this afternoon? It will be warmer and I got a party to attend this evening?

(and thanks for the welcome)

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zendao42



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Welcome! Have some cocoa, it will warm you...

Post Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:52 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
Amigo



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zendao42 wrote:
Welcome! Have some cocoa, it will warm you...


...for the strip search.

Our resident female strip searcher gets shaky hands if the flesh is too cold, and you do NOT want him to get shaky as the search can become too intensely pleasurable.

Also, please have pie ready for him. It's a sure bet to shorten the search.

Welcome!

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jetgoddess



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The strip searcher gets cold hands if the flesh is cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, how about my flesh is his hands are cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And just where does the cocoa go?????
What kind of pie?

Thanks for the welcome Zendao42 and Friend (just showing off my limited espanol, Amigo)/

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UnimportantLime



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Don't worry. I have warm hands. Smile
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jetgoddess



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Shit, I hope so. It is cold in your neck of the woods. Stay warm.

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fortune cookie



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Welcome, JG.
What kinda pie didya bring?
Lemon Meringue or Peach would go good right about now.
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jetgoddess



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Got it. But it will have to be Marie Callendar's---I dont cook or hump under any circumstances.

Post Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:16 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
UnimportantLime



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jetgoddess wrote:
Shit, I hope so. It is cold in your neck of the woods. Stay warm.
It's not really all that cold here. Not any more at least. Smile
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jetgoddess



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That's good, now take off your shirt and have some cocoa and pie.

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UnimportantLime



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jetgoddess wrote:
That's good, now take off your shirt and have some cocoa and pie.
Anything for a lady. Smile
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jetgoddess



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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What would happen happen if I offered Cherry pie
(ok, I am new, let me know if I go to far---but til then.......)

Post Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:47 pm   View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website
UnimportantLime



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Never really seen anyone "go too far" around here. Smile
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